The Unmanned Writer
| The greatest lie ever told - Satan is not real. The second greatest lie can be bought for $19.99 and mounted atop your holiday tree for this year's Winter Solstice. Get yours now, quantities are limited though the heritage of these lies can last forever as you pass them down to your non-biological (or biological for you heathens) off-spring.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
"If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers
The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own...
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Edge seeking
Sharp blade!
| quote: Originally posted by YooperSigs:
Every time a bell rings, Hillary slaps Bill.
Is that bell or belle? |
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| If you stick a bad penny in the punchbowl turd, it will keep floating up.
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Delusions of Adequacy
| quote: Originally posted by Steve Collins:
Fallen Angel
Lucifer was once an angel, but the Hilldabeast never was
I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm. |
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No ethanol!
| quote: Originally posted by Texas Bob C.:
I want the red version with the horns and pitchfork for Halloween.
THIS ^^, would sell well here.
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The plural of anecdote is not data. -Frank Kotsonis
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| Who shat on the pigeon? |
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Delusions of Adequacy
| almost forgot the obvious one: "Where ya gonna put a tree that big, Griswold?"
I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm. |
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