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December 06, 2017, 11:21 AM

LS1 GTO

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The greatest lie ever told - Satan is not real.

The second greatest lie can be bought for $19.99 and mounted atop your holiday tree for this year's Winter Solstice. Get yours now, quantities are limited though the heritage of these lies can last forever as you pass them down to your non-biological (or biological for you heathens) off-spring.

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

"If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers

The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own...

December 06, 2017, 12:31 PM

pbslinger

quote:
Originally posted by YooperSigs:
Every time a bell rings, Hillary slaps Bill.

Is that bell or belle?

December 06, 2017, 12:35 PM

lkdr1989

I love this clip!!

Merry Christmas, All!

https://youtu.be/ydx8C5eMH4I

...let him who has no sword sell his robe and buy one. Luke 22:35-36 NAV

"Behold, I send you out as sheep in the midst of wolves; so be shrewd as serpents and innocent as doves." Matthew 10:16 NASV

December 06, 2017, 01:03 PM

RichardC

If you stick a bad penny in the punchbowl turd, it will keep floating up.

December 06, 2017, 02:56 PM

Steve Collins

Fallen Angel

December 06, 2017, 03:19 PM

zoom6zoom

quote:
Originally posted by Steve Collins:
Fallen Angel

Lucifer was once an angel, but the Hilldabeast never was

December 06, 2017, 03:23 PM

Rightwire

Every time a bell rings, someone else is blamed

Pronoun: His Royal Highness and benevolent Majesty of all he surveys

343 - Never Forget

Its better to be Pavlov's dog than Schrodinger's cat

There are three types of mistakes; Those you learn from, those you suffer from, and those you don't survive.

December 06, 2017, 03:36 PM

fiasconva

I had this wallpaper on all six of my phones. Wait, I mean on the one phone I had.

December 06, 2017, 06:07 PM

dwright1951

Looks like The devils bride to me!

December 06, 2017, 06:43 PM

preten2b

quote:
Originally posted by Texas Bob C.:
I want the red version with the horns and pitchfork for Halloween.

THIS ^^, would sell well here.

December 06, 2017, 07:44 PM

Spacedogxo

Who shat on the pigeon?

December 06, 2017, 07:53 PM

zoom6zoom

almost forgot the obvious one:
"Where ya gonna put a tree that big, Griswold?"