This is NOT from the Babylon Bee or The Onion!!

Biden officials literally bending over and taking it from China


https://www.vice.com/en/articl...d-tests-us-diplomats

China Gave US Diplomats Anal COVID Tests ‘In Error,’ American Officials Say

The U.S. State Department says it is committed to preserving the “dignity” of American diplomats.

The Chinese government has promised to stop using anal swabs on American diplomats to test for COVID-19 after Washington complained that the practice was undignified, the U.S. State Department said.

“The State Department never agreed to this kind of testing and protested directly to the Ministry of Foreign Affairs when we learned that some staff were subject to it,” a State Department spokesperson told VICE World News on Wednesday.

The spokesperson said Beijing had assured Washington that the test was given “in error” and that diplomatic personnel were exempt from the test, which was mandatory for incoming travelers in some parts of China.

“We have instructed staff to decline this test if it is asked of them, as was done in the past.”

On Thursday afternoon, China’s foreign ministry spokesman Zhao Lijian denied Beijing had asked U.S. diplomats in China to undergo anal swab tests.

Some Chinese regions have been ordering anal swabs for people under quarantine, including those who arrived from abroad. Authorities say the tests can avoid missing infections.

It’s not clear how many U.S. diplomats or their family members have gone through the tests.

The State Department spokesperson said it is committed to preserving the “dignity” of American diplomats and their families, consistent with the Vienna Convention on Diplomatic Relations and other diplomatic law provisions.

In an online post earlier in February, China’s National Health Commission said in some cases, the coronavirus can be more readily detected in anal samples than in throat and nasal samples. But it acknowledged rectal swabs are not suitable for mass use because they are inconvenient and unpopular.

According to the commission’s instructions, the anal samples are collected by inserting a cotton swab three to five centimeters (about one to two inches) into the rectum.

Reports about anal COVID-19 testing prompted a wave of panic on Chinese social media last month. A traveler from Australia to China who was given anal swabs in September told VICE World News it felt like having diarrhea.

China has largely contained the pandemic; only a handful of cases are reported daily across the country of 1.4 billion people. Its relatively early recovery helped its film industry break records earlier this month during the Lunar New Year holiday, but the authorities remain wary of foreign visitors who could bring new outbreaks.

They probably liked being probed in the ass.

How do you say Fuck Off in Mandarin? You come at me with a swab and says it’s going up my ass, we have a problem.

Make no mistake, this was purposeful to humiliate Biden, he’s just too far gone to notice or care.

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Originally posted by PASig:
How do you say Fuck Off in Mandarin? You come at me with a swab and says it’s going up my ass, we have a problem.

Make no mistake, this was purposeful to humiliate Biden, he’s just too far gone to notice or care.

Well he's certainly not going to speak up or do anything about it.

HA HA HA

Total power play by China to humiliate the US, and they fell for it.

Can you imagine anyone trying this with Trump diplomats?

We are already a laughing stock and Bidens only been in for a month

Well it shows how Biden’s administration deals with China.

There it is! My moment of zen for today.

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Originally posted by Lord Vaalic:
HA HA HA

Total power play by China to humiliate the US, and they fell for it.

That roar I hear is China laughing it's ass off, as am I.

"China sends probe to Uranus"

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Originally posted by parabellum:
"China sends probe to Uranus"

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Originally posted by parabellum:
"China sends probe to Uranus"

Oh man. For The WIN! BwaHaHaHAHAHA!

They deserve it. Or should I say they earned it. Either works.

Ok I don’t see a real problem with this.

China thinks all Americans are like the nominee for Assistant Health Secretary. They were just trying to be accommodating.

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Originally posted by old rugged cross:
They deserve it. Or should I say they earned it. Either works.

Huge +1!

Biden diplomats enjoy that kind of thing.

At least Obama only bowed and never bent over,..............as far as we know.

I cant imagine any scenario in which Americans should or would submit to anything like this by any foreign government and certainly not for the lying Chinese.
It shows how gutless and pandering our government has become. And how fully they worship at the Church of Covid.

Hey it’s what they’ve been doing to us since Nov 4. May their butthurt continue.

Well, certainly won’t be the only time that the Biden administration takes it in the ass from China....