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sigmonkey
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https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=aycN2_1545622434


Yep. true story.

Big Grin



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BBMW
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The guy needs to keep an empty bottle in the plane.
 
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slosig
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What a dummy! Does he not know the the MEL (minimum equipment list) specifies at least one and preferably two pee bottles with lids that can be resealed? More for longer trips. Rank amateur!
 
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I keep many empty bottles in my truck. It is a habit from doing so many years of surveillance and now they come in handy for personal or professional reasons. Just never drink a yellow Gatorade you find in my truck! Big Grin



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darthfuster
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The guy needs to keep an empty bottle in the plane.


That's not apple juice!


You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier
 
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RHINOWSO
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Fresh brewed lemonade! Big Grin
 
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sigmonkey
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^^^

Flew with a Braniff guy once in the late 70s. Former Navyator.

Him: "Ooops. forgot that flair thing again..."

Me: "Oh, the old, "Flare to land, squat to pee" Zoomie thing eh?" Nah. I love it, can we do it again?!"

Loved the tri-motors.



"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב!
 
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Hamden106
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Isn't that what they had pilot tubes for


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OKCGene
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Should he have worn an adult diaper?

I don't know.

It just Depends. Big Grin

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sns3guppy
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An airsick bag works well.

Just don't hold it outside the window of Cessna, if bent on getting rid of the bag.
 
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Originally posted by Hamden106:
Isn't that what they had pilot tubes for


those are pitot tubes...


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HERE bottle. Human Element Range Extender.




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Heard a story from a helicopter pilot that we frequently flied with of a passenger in a small plane taking a poop in a dunkin donuts box in the air. The smell got so bad, the pilot had to land at the next available field. Funny, but possible urban legend.
 
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No way ... lol
 
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הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים
 
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LR, that looks like some sort of sex toy.

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Funny watching the mightier-than-tho corporate pilots taxi up in a sleek jet, then have to take out the humans waste after unloading all the baggage. Wink
 
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Live leak indeed.
 
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If my only engine had quit on me and I just made a successful landing...I'd probably have to take a piss pretty badly too. And wouldn't really care who filmed it. LOL


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Hmmm...kinda small ain't it?


Big Grin


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