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Things that make you go "hmmm..."
December 03, 2019, 10:03 AM
ShaqlThings that make you go "hmmm..."
Why does the battery in the smoke detector die at 3am instead of 3pm?
Or, why do you always get a flat going to somewhere important, not on the way home?
I had time to think of these things as I changed out the battery in my smoke detector this am.

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December 03, 2019, 10:07 AM
radiomanwhy do some thread titles seem like click bait.......?
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December 03, 2019, 10:09 AM
H&K-GuyWhy does some click bait seem like thread titles.....?
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December 03, 2019, 10:16 AM
RightwireHow many members will call out a click bait title?
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mcrimmWhy do they call the barrel twist 'rifling' on a rifle and not 'pistoling' on a handgun?
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December 03, 2019, 10:21 AM
El Cid 92How many thread titles are "too vague" but none are "too specific"??
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.38supersigThe internal resistance of the battery increases in a lower temperature environment. Resulting in lower voltage being read by the detector during the night.
You were driving faster to get there, resulting in higher temperatures that would degrade the tire compound due to any preexisting defects or damage.
Rifling is a process and a design. Unrelated to the final production nomenclature.
Yeah, why come all you guys ask me that? Hmmmm...
Later we can discuss capacitance coupling, as I have no answer for the click bait stuff.

December 03, 2019, 10:30 AM
jimmy123xMine just did that super early this morning......UUUUUGGGGGHHHH chirp......put a pillow over my head......chirp......try to ignore it...…...chirp....nope, get up and deal with it.
December 03, 2019, 10:34 AM
radiomanquote:
Originally posted by .38supersig:
Later we can discuss capacitance coupling, as I have no answer for the click bait stuff.
Why does my TV cable say "75 ohms".....?
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December 03, 2019, 10:41 AM
PHPaulOkay, at the risk of being flamed to cinders, I'm going to say out loud what I've been thinking for some time now:
What's the big deal about "click bait"? Click on it, see that it isn't something you're interested in, click away. Elapsed time: 10 seconds if you're a slow reader.
Get over it.
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December 03, 2019, 10:45 AM
H&K-Guyquote:
Originally posted by PHPaul:
Okay, at the risk of being flamed to cinders, I'm going to say out loud what I've been thinking for some time now:
What's the big deal about "click bait"? Click on it, see that it isn't something you're interested in, click away. Elapsed time: 10 seconds if you're a slow reader.
Get over it.
Alright, prepare to by flamed to cinders!!!
OK, not really. Just kidding.
The Boss has taken to a great dislike of non descriptive thread titles. This happened within the last couple of years. Para's house, Para's rules.
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December 03, 2019, 10:47 AM
radiomanSee every one of Genghis Khan's descendants, and what they are doing now......
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December 03, 2019, 11:09 AM
Rolan_KrapsGood reminder. I need to change out the batteries in mine.
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December 03, 2019, 11:14 AM
ARMT GuyThe batteries in my smoke alarms always seem to crap out between about 1:30 to 2:45 am.

One of the random thoughts that go through my mind while changing out the battery is: 'what's the flap for in BDU pants?'

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December 03, 2019, 11:21 AM
Sig2340quote:
Originally posted by radioman:
quote:
Originally posted by .38supersig:
Later we can discuss capacitance coupling, as I have no answer for the click bait stuff.
Why does my TV cable say "75 ohms".....?
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December 03, 2019, 11:28 AM
ensigmaticquote:
Originally posted by PHPaul:
Okay, at the risk of being flamed to cinders, I'm going to say out loud what I've been thinking for some time now:
What's the big deal about "click bait"?
You mean other than Para clearly stating he doesn't want to see it any more?
quote:
Originally posted by PHPaul:
Get over it.
Good luck with that

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PHPaulquote:
Originally posted by ensigmatic:
You mean other than Para clearly stating he doesn't want to see it any more?
Good luck with that
I've drafted, re-worded and deleted several answers. Probably counter-productive to go there.
Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
December 03, 2019, 11:37 AM
cmparrishuggh, I've had to get dressed and armed to go to Wal-Mart at 3am to get batteries to shut them up.