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As I grow older.....

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July 05, 2018, 09:55 PM
Krazeehorse
As I grow older.....
As i get older i realize:
#1 - I talk to myself, because there are times I need expert advice.

#2 - I consider "In Style" to be the clothes that still fit.

#3 - I don't need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off.

#4 - My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance for idiots that needs work.

#5 - The biggest lie I tell myself is, "I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it."

#6 - I have days when my life is just a tent away from a circus.

#7 - These days, "on time" is when I get there.

#8 - Even duct tape can't fix stupid - but it sure does muffle the sound.

#9 - Wouldn't it be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller?

#10 - Lately, I've noticed people my age are so much older than me.

#11 - "Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering why I'm there.

#12 - When I was a child, I thought nap time was punishment. Now it feels like a mini vacation.

#13 - Some days I have no idea what I'm doing out of bed.

#14 - I thought growing old would take longer

#15 - Aging sure has slowed me down, but it hasn't shut me up.

#16 - I still haven't learned to act my age.


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Be careful what you tolerate. You are teaching people how to treat you.
July 05, 2018, 10:00 PM
wreckdiver
That lists fits me perfectly, we must be soul brothers!!


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"Once abolish the God, and the Government becomes the God." --- G.K. Chesterton
July 05, 2018, 10:02 PM
Gustofer
quote:
Originally posted by Krazeehorse:
#10 - Lately, I've noticed people my age are so much older than me.

I run into this damned near every day.


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"Great danger lies in the notion that we can reason with evil." Doug Patton.
July 05, 2018, 10:06 PM
Krazeehorse
If I had written this #3 and #4 would be tied at #1.


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Be careful what you tolerate. You are teaching people how to treat you.
July 05, 2018, 10:28 PM
cslinger
Get off my damn lawn.


Take Care, Shoot Safe,
Chris
July 05, 2018, 10:48 PM
ontmark
I like number 11


Beware the man who only has one gun. He probably knows how to use it! - John Steinbeck
July 06, 2018, 03:08 AM
Minnow
#16 is one I keep hearing.



"Prepared in mind and resources"
July 06, 2018, 04:35 AM
architect
Getting old isn't for sissies!
July 06, 2018, 05:08 AM
coloradohunter44
All of these are way too true.


"Someday I hope to be half the man my bird-dog thinks I am."
looking forward to 4 years of TRUMP!
July 06, 2018, 05:27 AM
45 Cal
I can relate to most of these and #11 is on my ass big time.
July 06, 2018, 04:15 PM
Greymann
#8 the best..
July 06, 2018, 04:34 PM
Bytes
quote:
#1 - I talk to myself, because there are times I need expert advice.


Great post Krazee. My wife tells me I'm talking to myself more. I am looking for expert adviceBig Grin
July 06, 2018, 05:03 PM
Jimbo54
The only thing I can say is Yep, that's me.

Jim


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July 07, 2018, 12:47 AM
Hamden106
quote:
I consider "In Style" to be the clothes that still fit.


My clothes in style
Were those on top of the pile


And yeah I'm old. Gonna be 69 this month.


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