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As i get older i realize: #1 - I talk to myself, because there are times I need expert advice. #2 - I consider "In Style" to be the clothes that still fit. #3 - I don't need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off. #4 - My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance for idiots that needs work. #5 - The biggest lie I tell myself is, "I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it." #6 - I have days when my life is just a tent away from a circus. #7 - These days, "on time" is when I get there. #8 - Even duct tape can't fix stupid - but it sure does muffle the sound. #9 - Wouldn't it be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller? #10 - Lately, I've noticed people my age are so much older than me. #11 - "Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering why I'm there. #12 - When I was a child, I thought nap time was punishment. Now it feels like a mini vacation. #13 - Some days I have no idea what I'm doing out of bed. #14 - I thought growing old would take longer #15 - Aging sure has slowed me down, but it hasn't shut me up. #16 - I still haven't learned to act my age. _____________________ Be careful what you tolerate. You are teaching people how to treat you. | ||
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That lists fits me perfectly, we must be soul brothers!! _________________________________________________ "Once abolish the God, and the Government becomes the God." --- G.K. Chesterton | |||
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| Staring back from the abyss  |
I run into this damned near every day. ________________________________________________________ "Great danger lies in the notion that we can reason with evil." Doug Patton. | |||
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If I had written this #3 and #4 would be tied at #1. _____________________ Be careful what you tolerate. You are teaching people how to treat you. | |||
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E tan e epi tas |
Get off my damn lawn. "Guns are tools. The only weapon ever created was man." | |||
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Yokel |
I like number 11 Beware the man who only has one gun. He probably knows how to use it! - John Steinbeck | |||
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| Animis Opibusque Parati |
#16 is one I keep hearing. "Prepared in mind and resources" | |||
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Optimistic Cynic |
Getting old isn't for sissies! | |||
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| Rumors of my death are greatly exaggerated  |
All of these are way too true. "Someday I hope to be half the man my bird-dog thinks I am." looking forward to 4 years of TRUMP! | |||
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| Avoiding slam fires  |
I can relate to most of these and #11 is on my ass big time. | |||
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#8 the best.. | |||
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Great post Krazee. My wife tells me I'm talking to myself more. I am looking for expert advice  | |||
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| Crusty old curmudgeon  |
The only thing I can say is Yep, that's me. Jim ________________________ "If you can't be a good example, then you'll have to be a horrible warning" -Catherine Aird | |||
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| Master of one hand pistol shooting  |
My clothes in style Were those on top of the pile And yeah I'm old. Gonna be 69 this month. SIGnature NRA Benefactor CMP Pistol Distinguished | |||
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