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"Who Let the Dogs Out". Fortunately, only at the reception. Truth: The New Hate Speech | |||
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my cousin s first wedding dance was to "your cheating heart" Safety, Situational Awareness and proficiency. Neck Ties, Hats and ammo brass, Never ,ever touch'em w/o asking first | |||
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My Choir Director (also a minister) once presided at a wedding in which the bride sang a solo. She turned to the groom and sang "I'd Rather Have Jesus" (truth). flashguy Texan by choice, not accident of birth | |||
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Blurred Lines, by Robin Thicke. Just because a song is the #1 chart-topper at the time does not mean it is appropriate to play at a wedding, much less as the first song at the reception. If you'll recall, this was the song that was criticized for being "rapey:" Had a bitch, but she ain't bad as you So, hit me up when you passin' through I'll give you something big enough to tear your ass in two Swag on 'em even when you dress casual I mean, it's almost unbearable Honey you not there when I'm At the bar side let you have me by Nothin' like your last guy, he too square for you He don't smack that ass and pull your hair for you And eight months later, the marriage ended with the groom strangling the bride, luckily, in divorce not death. | |||
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For me the hands down winner: Pussy Whipped. The Velcro Pygmies version. I enjoyed the looks on the Grooms parents faces when it played! End of Earth: 2 Miles Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles | |||
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https://youtu.be/ZOte5b-Uk8M A man who does not read has no appreciable advantage over the man who cannot read. | |||
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Incredible lack of class. Wow. Low lifes. Of all the enemies that the American citizen faces, the Democrat Party is the very worst. | |||
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Two Live Crew- We Want Some Pussy. At my reception in 80s. Thank God my parents and most of the people from "my side" couldn't understand the words. | |||
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you guys crack me up  "Practice like you want to play in the game" | |||
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I swear someone played GnR's I Used to Love Her at a reception. | |||
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Remember this classic?  "All great things are simple, and many can be expressed in single words: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope." --Sir Winston Churchill "The world is filled with violence. Because criminals carry guns, we decent law-abiding citizens should also have guns. Otherwise they will win and the decent people will lose." --James Earl Jones | |||
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Well, my wife and I entered our reception together to AC/DC's "Highway to Hell." We picked it at the last minute because we just couldn't decide on an entrance song to tell the DJ. I finally said screw it and play that. Seemed appropriate at the time. ~Alan Acta Non Verba NRA Life Member (Patron) God, Family, Guns, Country Men will fight and die to protect women... because women protect everything else. ~Andrew Klavan | |||
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My wife PROHIBITED me from having the DJ play at our wedding reception in the mid 1990's, Sir Mix-a-lot's " I Like Big Butts"... Best regards, Nick. NRA Life Member and Certified Instructor | |||
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My wife and I met with the DJ and gave him a list of banned songs and he was informed that under no circumstances were they to be played. He complied. Crap like The Chicken Dance, The Macarena, etc. | |||
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I love the description - "My mom dancing down the aisle doin what she wants having fun and being her." My mom? Nothing quite like white trash.  ________________________________________________________ "Great danger lies in the notion that we can reason with evil." Doug Patton. | |||
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The video was posted in 2013. Its probably a safe bet that the video has already outlasted the marriage. . | |||
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Strangers In The Night, Why Don't we Do It In The Road, Baby Let Me Follow You Down, Idiot Wind, just Like Woman & Flying Purple People Eater. | |||
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The Theme to Deep Throat. -------------------------------------------------------2/28/2015 ~ Rest in peace Dad. Lt Commander E.G.E. USN Love you. | |||
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