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| Avoiding slam fires  |
 That will put a smile on your face | |||
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| Throwin sparks makin knives  |
This is great!!!!!  | |||
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| stupid beyond all belief  |
Raccoon was the best! What man is a man that does not make the world better. -Balian of Ibelin Only boring people get bored. - Ruth Burke | |||
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Fighting the good fight |
Hogs will mess you up in a hurry if you let them charge you like that. | |||
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Transplanted Hillbilly |
Yeah, that was hilarious. | |||
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Bad dog! |
That was a raccoon superhero! Heeeyyaaaahh! ______________________________________________________ "You get much farther with a kind word and a gun than with a kind word alone." | |||
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| Flying Sergeant |
The rack on was hilarious, that buck laid an ass whooping! | |||
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Still finding my way |
Lesson learned: When hunting hogs use a semi auto. | |||
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| A day late, and a dollar short  |
Some funny stuff!! ____________________________ NRA Life Member, Annual Member GOA, MGO Annual Member | |||
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Don't Panic |
Starting the day with a big grin! | |||
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E tan e epi tas |
I totally heard that raccoon yelling Motherfu$33r!!!!! "Guns are tools. The only weapon ever created was man." | |||
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| Staring back from the abyss  |
Deer are no joke. I had a doe come after me once while I was gutting out a buck that she was with. It wasn't nearly as bad as that, but I had to shoot her too. Scared the crap out of me. I've seen them really hurt people. ________________________________________________________ "Great danger lies in the notion that we can reason with evil." Doug Patton. | |||
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| No Compromise |
That's one nasty Racoon! Reminds me of this skit. Tim: There he is! King Arthur: Where? Tim: There! King Arthur: What? Behind the rabbit? Tim: It *is* the rabbit! King Arthur: You silly sod! Tim: What? King Arthur: You got us all worked up! Tim: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit. King Arthur: Ohh. Tim: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! Sir Robin: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared! Tim: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer! Sir Galahad: Get stuffed! Tim: He'll do you up a treat, mate. Sir Galahad: Oh, yeah? Sir Robin: You manky Scots git! Tim: I'm warning you! Sir Robin: What's he do? Nibble your bum? Tim: He's got huge, sharp... er... He can leap about. Look at the bones! King Arthur: Go on, Bors. Chop his head off! Sir Bors: Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin' right up! [after Bors is killed by the killer rabbit] Tim: I *warned* you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you *knew*, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little *bunny*, isn't it? H&K-Guy | |||
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 ———- Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for thou art crunchy and taste good with catsup. | |||
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| Too old to run, too mean to quit! |
Amusing stuff. One of them reminds me of an incident I observed while in the army. Rod and Gun club in Hanau, Germany. 2 black soldiers came in to pick up 2 revolvers they had ordered. S&W 44 magnums. Then they asked the clerk if they could buy ammo for them, and if there was a range where they COULD LEARN TO SHOOT THEM. Yup, they had a range, he sold them each a box of .44 mag ammo. Out of curiosity I asked the 2 guys if they had ever shot a pistol before, and especially a high power revolver. NOPE! They left to go shoot, and I told the clerk that if we waited a few minutes we would have the opportunity to buy a couple of slightly used .44 S&W guns. He chuckled and we continued our discussion. About 10 minutes later the 2 guys came back, one of them had a nice, bloody, crease from between his eyebrows, down the bridge of his nose and on to his cheek. No, no refunds or returns on used guns. Unfortunately, neither the SGT (clerk) or I could afford to buy them. No idea what eventually happened with the guns as the 2 dimwits were in a different brigade. Elk There has never been an occasion where a people gave up their weapons in the interest of peace that didn't end in their massacre. (Louis L'Amour) "To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical. " -Thomas Jefferson "America is great because she is good. If America ceases to be good, America will cease to be great." Alexis de Tocqueville FBHO!!! The Idaho Elk Hunter | |||
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אַרְיֵה |
הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים | |||
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| H.O.F.I.S |
Me too "I'm sorry, did I break your concentration"? | |||
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They just don't want us older members in on the joke. Oh, well. -------------------------- Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. -- H L Mencken I always prefer reality when I can figure out what it is. -- JALLEN 10/18/18 | |||
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| Crusty old curmudgeon  |
Me as well. ________________________ "If you can't be a good example, then you'll have to be a horrible warning" -Catherine Aird | |||
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