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That will put a smile on your face

This is great!!!!!

Raccoon was the best!

Hogs will mess you up in a hurry if you let them charge you like that.

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Originally posted by Deqlyn:
Raccoon was the best!

Yeah, that was hilarious.

That was a raccoon superhero! Heeeyyaaaahh!

The rack on was hilarious, that buck laid an ass whooping!

Lesson learned:
When hunting hogs use a semi auto.

Some funny stuff!!

Starting the day with a big grin!

I totally heard that raccoon yelling Motherfu$33r!!!!!

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Originally posted by pwelch001:
The rack on was hilarious, that buck laid an ass whooping!

Deer are no joke. I had a doe come after me once while I was gutting out a buck that she was with. It wasn't nearly as bad as that, but I had to shoot her too. Scared the crap out of me.

I've seen them really hurt people.

That's one nasty Racoon! Reminds me of this skit.

Tim: There he is!
King Arthur: Where?
Tim: There!
King Arthur: What? Behind the rabbit?
Tim: It *is* the rabbit!
King Arthur: You silly sod!
Tim: What?
King Arthur: You got us all worked up!
Tim: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit.
King Arthur: Ohh.
Tim: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
Sir Robin: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!
Tim: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!
Sir Galahad: Get stuffed!
Tim: He'll do you up a treat, mate.
Sir Galahad: Oh, yeah?
Sir Robin: You manky Scots git!
Tim: I'm warning you!
Sir Robin: What's he do? Nibble your bum?
Tim: He's got huge, sharp... er... He can leap about. Look at the bones!
King Arthur: Go on, Bors. Chop his head off!
Sir Bors: Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin' right up!

[after Bors is killed by the killer rabbit]
Tim: I *warned* you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you *knew*, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little *bunny*, isn't it?

H&K-Guy

Amusing stuff.

One of them reminds me of an incident I observed while in the army.

Rod and Gun club in Hanau, Germany. 2 black soldiers came in to pick up 2 revolvers they had ordered. S&W 44 magnums. Then they asked the clerk if they could buy ammo for them, and if there was a range where they COULD LEARN TO SHOOT THEM.

Yup, they had a range, he sold them each a box of .44 mag ammo.

Out of curiosity I asked the 2 guys if they had ever shot a pistol before, and especially a high power revolver. NOPE!

They left to go shoot, and I told the clerk that if we waited a few minutes we would have the opportunity to buy a couple of slightly used .44 S&W guns. He chuckled and we continued our discussion.

About 10 minutes later the 2 guys came back, one of them had a nice, bloody, crease from between his eyebrows, down the bridge of his nose and on to his cheek.

No, no refunds or returns on used guns.

Unfortunately, neither the SGT (clerk) or I could afford to buy them. No idea what eventually happened with the guns as the 2 dimwits were in a different brigade.

Me too

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Originally posted by V-Tail:

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Linky no worky for me. I get "URL signature expired"

They just don't want us older members in on the joke. Oh, well.

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Originally posted by 21bubba:
Me too

Me as well.