An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, an Australian, a New Zealander, an Indonesian, an American, a German, a Peruvian, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Tibetan, a Swede, a Finn, an Israeli, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Singaporean, a Kazahk, an Italian, a Norwegian, a Dane, a Ugandan, a Nigerian, a Frenchman, a Colombian, an Argentinian and a South African went to a night club.

The bouncer said: "Sorry, I can’t let you in without a Thai."



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STOLEN!

Brilliant!

Boo. Hiss.

Budump Chhhh...

Told that to my father in law. He loved it.

I wonder if turning away all that business got the bouncer in Dutch with the owner?

One of those jokes you have to read for yourself, you know you cannot tell it and have it be the same

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Originally posted by joel9507:
I wonder if turning away all that business got the bouncer in Dutch with the owner?

Cha-CHING!


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Originally posted by Fenris:
Boo. Hiss.

Its worth what you paid to read it.



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Hehe.

I wonder how successful I'd be at telling that one in person...