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An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, an Australian, a New Zealander, an Indonesian, an American, a German, a Peruvian, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Tibetan, a Swede, a Finn, an Israeli, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Singaporean, a Kazahk, an Italian, a Norwegian, a Dane, a Ugandan, a Nigerian, a Frenchman, a Colombian, an Argentinian and a South African went to a night club. The bouncer said: "Sorry, I can’t let you in without a Thai." . | ||
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STOLEN! CMSGT USAF (Retired) Chief of Police (Retired) | |||
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SIG's 'n Surefires |
Brilliant! "Common sense is wisdom with its sleeves rolled up." -Kyle Farnsworth "Freedom of Speech does not guarantee freedom from consequences." -Mike Rowe "Democracies aren't overthrown, they're given away." -George Lucas | |||
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 "All great things are simple, and many can be expressed in single words: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope." --Sir Winston Churchill "The world is filled with violence. Because criminals carry guns, we decent law-abiding citizens should also have guns. Otherwise they will win and the decent people will lose." --James Earl Jones | |||
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Boo. Hiss. God Bless and Protect the Once and Future President, Donald John Trump. | |||
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Official Space Nerd |
 Fear God and Dread Nought Admiral of the Fleet Sir Jacky Fisher | |||
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| 186,000 miles per second. It's the law. |
Budump Chhhh... Told that to my father in law. He loved it. | |||
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Don't Panic |
I wonder if turning away all that business got the bouncer in Dutch with the owner? | |||
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| No ethanol! |
One of those jokes you have to read for yourself, you know you cannot tell it and have it be the same ------------------ The plural of anecdote is not data. -Frank Kotsonis | |||
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Cha-CHING! . | |||
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Its worth what you paid to read it. . | |||
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Hehe. I wonder how successful I'd be at telling that one in person... ~Alan Acta Non Verba NRA Life Member (Patron) God, Family, Guns, Country Men will fight and die to protect women... because women protect everything else. ~Andrew Klavan | |||
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