Averaged 2.6 face kicks per episode!

It always seemed as though he had a helo on a 30 second stand by,
It was always warmed up and ready for him to jump in and scream off.

Even faster than magnum p.i. and t.c.

The wife has been watching it lately. By extension, I have, too.

Tonight I asked her if she knew why Chuck Norris sang the theme song. She rolled her eyes at me when I said “because no one was going to tell him he couldn’t”.

I have a page-a-day desktop calendar of Chuck Norris next to my computer. It’s corny but entertaining fun. I send a photo to my husband every day there’s a new page (his only reply is an eye roll emoji). But when I forget he’ll ask why I didn’t send one that day. This weekend’s is: “A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection”

I grew up watching his movies in the 70’s and 80’s. I remember the 90’s watching WALKERTEXASRANGER! I saw it was on gettv along with Magnum pi. They also have shows from the 70’s when we used to only have 5 channels on our tv. How times have changed.

Chuck Norris can reload a sword.

I always admired that cross draw carry we hen he was sporting whatever revolver.