_________________________________________________________________________ “A man’s treatment of a dog is no indication of the man’s nature, but his treatment of a cat is. It is the crucial test. None but the humane treat a cat well.” -- Mark Twain, 1902
February 15, 2018, 10:27 AM
Sportshooter
Ha Ha Thanks, I needed that. The way of the sinner is hard.
February 15, 2018, 10:35 AM
Some Shot
Is this why we can't practice with hand grenades anymore?
February 15, 2018, 10:45 AM
Perception
With friends like that...
"The people hate the lizards and the lizards rule the people." "Odd," said Arthur, "I thought you said it was a democracy." "I did," said Ford, "it is." "So," said Arthur, hoping he wasn't sounding ridiculously obtuse, "why don't the people get rid of the lizards?" "It honestly doesn't occur to them. They've all got the vote, so they all pretty much assume that the government they've voted in more or less approximates the government they want." "You mean they actually vote for the lizards." "Oh yes," said Ford with a shrug, "of course." "But," said Arthur, going for the big one again, "why?" "Because if they didn't vote for a lizard, then the wrong lizard might get in."
February 15, 2018, 10:45 AM
Elk Hunter
quote:
Originally posted by Sportshooter: Ha Ha Thanks, I needed that. The way of the sinner is hard.
Just showed it to Mrs. Elk.
She is still giggling!
Nothing like poetic justice!!
Elk
There has never been an occasion where a people gave up their weapons in the interest of peace that didn't end in their massacre. (Louis L'Amour)
"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical. " -Thomas Jefferson
"America is great because she is good. If America ceases to be good, America will cease to be great." Alexis de Tocqueville
FBHO!!!
The Idaho Elk Hunter
February 15, 2018, 10:46 AM
Leemur
Incoming!
February 15, 2018, 11:01 AM
Sailor1911
Karma
Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark.
“If in winning a race, you lose the respect of your fellow competitors, then you have won nothing” - Paul Elvstrom "The Great Dane" 1928 - 2016
February 15, 2018, 11:31 AM
MPB
Thanks. I needed a chuckle this morning.
February 15, 2018, 11:34 AM
jsbcody
Here is a classic along those lines:
February 15, 2018, 02:51 PM
Rightwire
So here is the real question. Do you make up a story to tell your buddy when he comes to about how he was blind sided by some big dude who ran away, or just tell him you tried to punch his ticket with a brick?
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343 - Never Forget
Its better to be Pavlov's dog than Schrodinger's cat
There are three types of mistakes; Those you learn from, those you suffer from, and those you don't survive.
February 15, 2018, 02:59 PM
fatmanspencer
This is a karma I'd like to not win
Used guns deserve a home too
February 15, 2018, 03:03 PM
Sig2340
PorterN, that is hilarious.
Nice is overrated
"It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government." Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018
February 15, 2018, 03:04 PM
p.d.
Do we give him props for dragging his now mangled friend from the inchoate crime scene?
February 15, 2018, 08:34 PM
ds1962
Is this stupid is as stupid does? How bout it takes one to know one.
GOD/Israel, family, 2nd amendment rights: in that order. Tennessee -ELOHIM IS MY GOD!
