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I didn't know the context of this Gif, but I saw it and found it a hilarious show of great teamwork. So I searched "burglar knocks friend out with brick" and got the article: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new...ed-flying-brick.html ____________________________ While you may be able to get away with bottom shelf whiskey, stay the hell away from bottom shelf tequila. - FishOn | ||
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Infantry 101, don't cross in front of your buddy's field of fire! “People have to really suffer before they can risk doing what they love.” –Chuck Palahnuik Be harder to kill: https://preparefit.ck.page | |||
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The stupid is strong with those two bozos. _________________________________________________________________________ “A man’s treatment of a dog is no indication of the man’s nature, but his treatment of a cat is. It is the crucial test. None but the humane treat a cat well.” -- Mark Twain, 1902 | |||
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Too soon old, too late smart |
Ha Ha Thanks, I needed that. The way of the sinner is hard. | |||
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Is this why we can't practice with hand grenades anymore? | |||
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With friends like that... "The people hate the lizards and the lizards rule the people." "Odd," said Arthur, "I thought you said it was a democracy." "I did," said Ford, "it is." "So," said Arthur, hoping he wasn't sounding ridiculously obtuse, "why don't the people get rid of the lizards?" "It honestly doesn't occur to them. They've all got the vote, so they all pretty much assume that the government they've voted in more or less approximates the government they want." "You mean they actually vote for the lizards." "Oh yes," said Ford with a shrug, "of course." "But," said Arthur, going for the big one again, "why?" "Because if they didn't vote for a lizard, then the wrong lizard might get in." | |||
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Just showed it to Mrs. Elk. She is still giggling! Nothing like poetic justice!! Elk There has never been an occasion where a people gave up their weapons in the interest of peace that didn't end in their massacre. (Louis L'Amour) "To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical. " -Thomas Jefferson "America is great because she is good. If America ceases to be good, America will cease to be great." Alexis de Tocqueville FBHO!!! The Idaho Elk Hunter | |||
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Incoming! | |||
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Karma Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark. “If in winning a race, you lose the respect of your fellow competitors, then you have won nothing” - Paul Elvstrom "The Great Dane" 1928 - 2016 | |||
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Thanks. I needed a chuckle this morning. | |||
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Here is a classic along those lines: | |||
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So here is the real question. Do you make up a story to tell your buddy when he comes to about how he was blind sided by some big dude who ran away, or just tell him you tried to punch his ticket with a brick? Pronoun: His Royal Highness and benevolent Majesty of all he surveys 343 - Never Forget Its better to be Pavlov's dog than Schrodinger's cat There are three types of mistakes; Those you learn from, those you suffer from, and those you don't survive. | |||
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This is a karma I'd like to not win Used guns deserve a home too | |||
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Step by step walk the thousand mile road |
PorterN, that is hilarious. Nice is overrated "It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government." Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018 | |||
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Do we give him props for dragging his now mangled friend from the inchoate crime scene? | |||
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Is this stupid is as stupid does? How bout it takes one to know one. GOD/Israel, family, 2nd amendment rights: in that order. Tennessee -ELOHIM IS MY GOD! | |||
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