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IDIOT!!! http://www.foxnews.com/world/2...take-picture-it.html A German tourist has been trampled to death by an elephant in Zimbabwe as she tried to take photos of it. The 49-year-old was at the Mana Pools game reserve north of the country, where she reportedly left the vehicle she was travelling in, putting herself in great danger. The woman was with a group of tourists who encountered a herd of elephants upon entering the park. Tinashe Farawo, spokesman of the Zimbabwe Parks and Wildlife Management Authority, said: “The information we have is that the tourists encountered a herd of elephants when they were entering the park and they started taking pictures. “We do not know what irritated the animals which resulted in the woman being attacked. She passed on last night (Wednesday) from injuries.” Officials have not yet released the woman’s name. When a strong man, fully armed, guards his own house, his possessions are undisturbed. Luke 11:21 "Every nation in every region now has a decision to make. Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists." -- George W. Bush | ||
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Dumbass "Violence, naked force, has settled more issues in history than has any other factor.” Robert A. Heinlein “You may beat me, but you will never win.” sigmonkey-2020 “A single round of buckshot to the torso almost always results in an immediate change of behavior.” Chris Baker | |||
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To update an old joke: Q: What do you call the stuff between an elephant's toes? A: Slow Germans. When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw | |||
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Well...she won't be doing that again. ________________________________________________________ "Great danger lies in the notion that we can reason with evil." Doug Patton. | |||
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It is widely known that elephants hate Germans. The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything. | |||
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No, it is the garlic bologna. What irritated elephants? Being in their space. | |||
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German tourists are the Star Trek Redshirts of the tourist world “Forigive your enemy, but remember the bastard’s name.” -Scottish proverb | |||
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Yeah, but how did the selfie turn out?! Because son, it is what you are supposed to do. | |||
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Just had a tourist fall off a cliff in Pictured Rocks while taking a selfie. Dead. Did this in front of other tourists who were kayaking in the lake below her. Now there a vacation memory! End of Earth: 2 Miles Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles | |||
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Something wild is loose |
"And gentlemen in England now abed, shall think themselves accursed they were not here, and hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks that fought with us upon Saint Crispin's Day" | |||
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It was a smash hit. . | |||
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Aw, nuts. I was just sure it was Florida Man. ____________________ | |||
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Go ahead punk, make my day |
Nah, they are too broke to fly to Africa. Now, maybe at a zoo here in the States... | |||
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Never forget, Elephants don't. "Ninja kick the damn rabbit" | |||
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That right there is funny ! | |||
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His diet consists of black coffee, and sarcasm. |
Four blind elephants touched a man to see what he was like. They all agreed - men are flat. If you've ever wondered why you never see a tamed African elephant performing work, being ridden, performing in a circus, etc., it's because they can't be tamed. (The ones you see doing these things are of the Asian variety, and even then they still turn on their masters from time to time.) Getting too close to one, regardless of their sex or the circumstances, is extremely dangerous. | |||
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"Hold my beer, I'll get a closeup" | |||
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My other Sig is a Steyr. |
Elephants are sneaky. They can even sneak up on stupid tourists too. One of my favorite pics of all time. | |||
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Elephant didn’t want his picture taken.. ______________________________________________ Life is short. It’s shorter with the wrong gun… | |||
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