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Tourist trampled to death by elephant in Zimbabwe after leaving car to take picture of it
September 28, 2018, 07:34 AM
BigboreshooterTourist trampled to death by elephant in Zimbabwe after leaving car to take picture of it
IDIOT!!!
http://www.foxnews.com/world/2...take-picture-it.html A German tourist has been trampled to death by an elephant in Zimbabwe as she tried to take photos of it.
The 49-year-old was at the Mana Pools game reserve north of the country, where she reportedly left the vehicle she was travelling in, putting herself in great danger.
The woman was with a group of tourists who encountered a herd of elephants upon entering the park.
Tinashe Farawo, spokesman of the Zimbabwe Parks and Wildlife Management Authority, said: “The information we have is that the tourists encountered a herd of elephants when they were entering the park and they started taking pictures.
“We do not know what irritated the animals which resulted in the woman being attacked. She passed on last night (Wednesday) from injuries.”
Officials have not yet released the woman’s name.
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September 28, 2018, 08:40 AM
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Rawnyquote:
Originally posted by MikeinNC:
Dumbass Dummkopf
FIFY
September 28, 2018, 08:52 AM
Jim ShugartTo update an old joke:
Q: What do you call the stuff between an elephant's toes?
A: Slow Germans.
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September 28, 2018, 09:09 AM
GustoferWell...she won't be doing that again.
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September 28, 2018, 09:43 AM
jhe888It is widely known that elephants hate Germans.
The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything. September 28, 2018, 11:48 AM
Woodmanquote:
Originally posted by jhe888:
It is widely known that elephants hate Germans.
No, it is the garlic bologna.
What irritated elephants? Being in their space.
September 28, 2018, 11:57 AM
FlyingScotGerman tourists are the Star Trek Redshirts of the tourist world
“Forigive your enemy, but remember the bastard’s name.”
-Scottish proverb September 28, 2018, 11:59 AM
whododatquote:
Originally posted by Gustofer:
Well...she won't be doing that again.
Yeah, but how did the selfie turn out?!
Because son, it is what you are supposed to do.
September 28, 2018, 02:40 PM
YooperSigsJust had a tourist fall off a cliff in Pictured Rocks while taking a selfie.
Dead. Did this in front of other tourists who were kayaking in the lake below her.
Now there a vacation memory!
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September 28, 2018, 03:32 PM
Doc H.quote:
Originally posted by whododat:
quote:
Originally posted by Gustofer:
Well...she won't be doing that again.
Yeah, but how did the selfie turn out?!
"And gentlemen in England now abed, shall think themselves accursed they were not here, and hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks that fought with us upon Saint Crispin's Day" September 28, 2018, 03:44 PM
TigerDorequote:
Originally posted by whododat:
quote:
Originally posted by Gustofer:
Well...she won't be doing that again.
Yeah, but how did the selfie turn out?!
It was a smash hit.
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September 28, 2018, 03:47 PM
RichardCquote:
A German tourist
Aw, nuts. I was just sure it was Florida Man.
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September 28, 2018, 04:02 PM
RHINOWSOquote:
Originally posted by RichardC:
quote:
A German tourist
Aw, nuts. I was just sure it was Florida Man.
Nah, they are too broke to fly to Africa.
Now, maybe at a zoo here in the States...
September 28, 2018, 06:11 PM
SevenPlusOneNever forget, Elephants don't.
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Haveme1or2quote:
Originally posted by Jim Shugart:
To update an old joke:
Q: What do you call the stuff between an elephant's toes?
A: Slow Germans.
That right there is funny !
September 28, 2018, 06:19 PM
egregoreFour blind elephants touched a man to see what he was like. They all agreed - men are flat.
If you've ever wondered why you never see a tamed African elephant performing work, being ridden, performing in a circus, etc., it's because they
can't be tamed. (The ones you see doing these things are of the Asian variety, and even then they still turn on their masters from time to time.) Getting too close to one, regardless of their sex or the circumstances, is extremely dangerous.
September 28, 2018, 06:22 PM
olfuzzy"Hold my beer, I'll get a closeup"
September 28, 2018, 06:23 PM
.38supersigElephants are sneaky. They can even sneak up on stupid tourists too.
One of my favorite pics of all time.
September 28, 2018, 06:27 PM
CQB60Elephant didn’t want his picture taken..
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