If one needed to open letters or remove staples , it could probably be repurposed to do those things .

It's just a really small crowbar. The notch is for yanking nails. Really small nails.

It is used to align the metal bars in an old manual typewriter. You know how they get bent when you type too fast.

It's for toe jam and cuticle trimming.

The slotted end is for pulling the hard drive out of the printer to get a copy of all the new hire's drivers licenses.

The long pointy end... well, what happens in the copy room stays in the copy room.

Ceremonial Klingon weapon. Definitely.