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July 06, 2019, 09:28 PM
0-0
Speaking of things that realy matter in life,
From which end do you peel a banana?

I was surprised to learn that apes do it from the end that is not attached to the tree. They´re the experts, aren´t they?



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July 06, 2019, 09:32 PM
konata88
That's the way I've been doing it..... No real reason....




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July 06, 2019, 09:53 PM
Skins2881
It's actually easier they say to peel it that way. I always forget to try.



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July 06, 2019, 10:11 PM
sigmonkey
Never start eating anything from the ass end, or every bite tastes like crap.

You hold a thing by it's ass and eat until you get to the end and then toss the asshole.

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July 06, 2019, 10:15 PM
ZSMICHAEL
Interesting. I guess I have not spent sufficient time at the zoo observing apes. I did notice that they sell a device that cuts bannanas into little slices. I only did that as a kid to put on my Wheaties in the morning.
July 06, 2019, 10:35 PM
P220 Smudge
quote:
Originally posted by sigmonkey:
Never start eating anything from the ass end, or every bite tastes like crap.

You hold a thing by it's ass and eat until you get to the end and then toss the asshole.

-Solomonmonkey


Pack hunting carnivores of a wide variety would disagree with you. Wink

This method of peeling a banana actually does work better. You pinch the end a bit, the skin starts to separate and it’s super easy to peel. Almost like it was meant to come apart that way....


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July 06, 2019, 10:46 PM
sigmonkey
quote:
Originally posted by P220 Smudge:...

Pack hunting carnivores of a wide variety would disagree with you. Wink...


I hunt alone.




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July 06, 2019, 10:53 PM
SevenPlusOne
quote:
Originally posted by ZSMICHAEL:
Interesting. I guess I have not spent sufficient time at the zoo observing apes. I did notice that they sell a device that cuts bannanas into little slices. I only did that as a kid to put on my Wheaties in the morning.

Hm... I wonder how monkeys cut their bananas for their Wheaties?



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July 07, 2019, 12:52 AM
bigguy
I mean, the Creator put a handle on it for us to hold while eating it.
July 07, 2019, 06:42 AM
Haveme1or2
I've never seen anyone eat one from the top !
I suppose it's a taught thing.
..Monkey see, monkey do..
July 07, 2019, 06:52 AM
tk13
Wait, you're supposed to peel them?
July 07, 2019, 06:53 AM
Tailhook 84
quote:
Originally posted by 0-0: I was surprised to learn that apes do it from the end that is not attached to the tree. They´re the experts, aren´t they?

Our resident know-it-all at work claims that by doing so there's no strings to contend with like you get when starting at the "top". I don't hang around to watch him eat it to know if that's true or not.




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July 07, 2019, 07:07 AM
Woodman
As my great-aunt famously and loudly proclaimed across the dinner table (and towards me), "Look everybody, he's cutting the pie backwards".
July 07, 2019, 02:06 PM
MikeinNC
I eat em like the monkey in the picture does...it’s easier to get into them




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July 07, 2019, 02:58 PM
V-Tail
quote:
Originally posted by Woodman:

As my great-aunt famously and loudly proclaimed across the dinner table (and towards me), "Look everybody, he's cutting the pie backwards".
Which way is backwards?



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July 07, 2019, 03:07 PM
berto
I learned that a few years and started doing it that way. It's easier to open and less stringy.
July 07, 2019, 03:16 PM
ewills
quote:
Originally posted by V-Tail:
quote:
Originally posted by Woodman:

As my great-aunt famously and loudly proclaimed across the dinner table (and towards me), "Look everybody, he's cutting the pie backwards".
Which way is backwards?


I can only guess, starting the knife at the outside, crust end. Guessing if you have a good eye you can pull it off....

My wife tells me about every other time she sees me start to eat a banana, I am doing it backwards. F-it, she puts up with my shit so I laugh it off. I might just have to try it the correct way when she isn't watching!! Smile
July 07, 2019, 06:00 PM
0-0
quote:
Originally posted by tk13:
Wait, you're supposed to peel them?


Brazilians have a rhyme that says that bananas,have no pitcher but instead a thick skin that makes them hard to chew. Big Grin

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July 07, 2019, 07:19 PM
BurtonRW
I was in Costa Rica and set one out in the yard of our hotel hoping to attract an agouti. Instead, I got a squirrel. Not even one of the pretty variegated kind.

Damned thing sat there and ate the banana from the middle. Don’t know why I expected it to peel the banana from the end, but I sure as hell didn’t expect it to open the banana from the middle!

-Rob




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