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First lesson a cowboy learns is never squatch while wearing spurs. | |||
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The hoopers or the squatches? My daughter can deflate your daughter's soccer ball. | |||
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Did you ever think bigfoot is just naturally blurry? | |||
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This Space for Rent |
Just don’t find no squatchin buddy, especially in Wyoming. We may never look at you the same.... We will never know world peace, until three people can simultaneously look each other straight in the eye Liberals are like pussycats and Twitter is Trump's laser pointer to keep them busy while he takes care of business - Rey HRH. | |||
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There’s a lot of sightings in the PNW. A professor at WSU once recommended that shooting a Squatche as that would be the best way to prove their existence. There are a number of facts that go against the existence of Squatches. The first is having a viable population. Too small and extinction is possible. In terms of size, diet, and range, the black bear corresponds to the supposed Bigfoot. There are an estimated 600,000 black bears in North America. They are hunted, hit by cars, caught in trash cans and at garbage dumps. Tour guides drive tourists out to see them. Given this, why are there so few sightings and those sights are supported by questionable evidence. Why haven’t hunters shot a Bigfoot? One option is that they don’t get a good look. Another is they somehow know it’s a human. “ The work of destruction is quick, easy and exhilarating; the work of creation is slow, laborious and dull. | |||
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"Squatching" sounds like gay slang. Like "bear hunting" is going after chubby, hairy dudes, "squatching" is even more specific, really tall, hairy dudes. I had a friend really into bigfeets, his theory was that they were actually Cain from the Bible. Not sure if that meant there was a whole mess of this one dude somehow, or maybe they were his descendants, or maybe homedude was like 9,000 years old and just really got around. Anyhow, I went squatching with him once out by Buckley, where parts of Black Sheep took place. Every couple feet along the trail he'd point out some impression and be like, "what's that!? Is that a bigfoots print!?" And I'd say it looks like a dog, or some guy's bootprint. After a couple more "what's that!?" I surmised we were tracking someone who was taking their dog for a walk. 
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 I know a guy with two PhDs (in science, not basket weaving) who believes in these things. It's a head scratcher. | |||
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As intelligent as humans ar supposed to be, it sometimes makes me scratch my head at the ridiculous notions that continue to endure, despite all lack of evidence to the contrary. “Remember to get vaccinated or a vaccinated person might get sick from a virus they got vaccinated against because you’re not vaccinated.” - author unknown | |||
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Well, maybe tbe dress in black bear outfits when they are out and about? Ninja Squatch. | |||
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