Caption this...monkey related...

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"we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches
Making the best of what ever comes our way
Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition
Plowing straight ahead come what may
And theres a cowboy in the jungle"
Jimmy Buffet

December 18, 2017, 09:07 PM

RHINOWSO

Sig Monkey on vacation and Delta Airlines lost his luggage.

...let him who has no sword sell his robe and buy one. Luke 22:35-36 NAV

"Behold, I send you out as sheep in the midst of wolves; so be shrewd as serpents and innocent as doves." Matthew 10:16 NASV

December 18, 2017, 09:23 PM

rusbro

"Actress from 2016's The Legend of Tarzan says producer Harvey Weinstein made her slowly eat bananas while she watched him bathe totally nude in river. Says he was always talking about, and groping, her red ass."

#metoomonkey

December 18, 2017, 09:49 PM

snoris

"'Just put my sweater in the dryer for a minute,' I said. Then her mother calls..."

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"Some people are alive today because it's against the law to kill them".

December 18, 2017, 10:02 PM

chongosuerte

quote:
Originally posted by Bisleyblackhawk:

"Everything OK, dear"?

"I'm FINE".

Knowing what one is talking about is widely admired but not strictly required here.

Although sometimes distracting, there is often a certain entertainment value to this easy standard.
-JALLEN

"All I need is a WAR ON DRUGS reference and I got myself a police thread BINGO." -jljones

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December 18, 2017, 11:33 PM

LS1 GTO

Gonna take my toys and go the Sig Forum. They'll love me there.

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

"If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers

The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own...

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After the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box.

December 19, 2017, 12:37 AM

newtoSig765

quote:
Originally posted by chongosuerte:

"Everything OK, dear"?

"I'm FINE".

Ahhhhhhahaha! You are so right!

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Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
-- H L Mencken

I always prefer reality when I can figure out what it is.
-- JALLEN 10/18/18

December 19, 2017, 03:52 AM

Sig2340

quote:
Originally posted by Bisleyblackhawk:

SIGmonkey abides.

Nice is overrated

"It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government."
Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018

December 19, 2017, 08:04 AM

2012BOSS302

With the circus closed and those PETA assholes complaining, I can't find an organ grinder job anywhere.

Donald Trump is not a politician, he is a leader, politicians are a dime a dozen, leaders are priceless.

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Be careful what you tolerate. You are teaching people how to treat you.

December 19, 2017, 10:03 AM

Floyd D. Barber

I wish they'd quit calling me a monkey.

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It's nice to be important, it's more important to be nice.
Billy Joe Shaver

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December 19, 2017, 10:07 AM

Tuckerrnr1

When you take No-Shave-November just a little too far.

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