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Plowing straight ahead come what may |
 ******************************************************** "we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches Making the best of what ever comes our way Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition Plowing straight ahead come what may And theres a cowboy in the jungle" Jimmy Buffet | ||
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| Go ahead punk, make my day |
Sig Monkey on vacation and Delta Airlines lost his luggage. | |||
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Sig Monkey in a monkey onesie! ...let him who has no sword sell his robe and buy one. Luke 22:35-36 NAV "Behold, I send you out as sheep in the midst of wolves; so be shrewd as serpents and innocent as doves." Matthew 10:16 NASV | |||
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Chip away the stone |
"Actress from 2016's The Legend of Tarzan says producer Harvey Weinstein made her slowly eat bananas while she watched him bathe totally nude in river. Says he was always talking about, and groping, her red ass." #metoomonkey | |||
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| Do---or do not. There is no try. |
"'Just put my sweater in the dryer for a minute,' I said. Then her mother calls..." | |||
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"And, I voted for Hillary". ********* "Some people are alive today because it's against the law to kill them". | |||
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| Do No Harm, Do Know Harm |
"Everything OK, dear"? "I'm FINE". Knowing what one is talking about is widely admired but not strictly required here. Although sometimes distracting, there is often a certain entertainment value to this easy standard. -JALLEN "All I need is a WAR ON DRUGS reference and I got myself a police thread BINGO." -jljones | |||
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| Man Once Child Twice |
Does your stomach hurt too? | |||
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| Master of one hand pistol shooting  |
Damit, oatmeal makes it too thin to throw SIGnature NRA Benefactor CMP Pistol Distinguished | |||
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The Unmanned Writer |
Gonna take my toys and go the Sig Forum. They'll love me there. Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. "If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own... | |||
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| I have not yet begun to procrastinate |
Freaking Al Gore. Global warming my ass!! -------- After the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. | |||
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Ahhhhhhahaha! You are so right!  -------------------------- Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. -- H L Mencken I always prefer reality when I can figure out what it is. -- JALLEN 10/18/18 | |||
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Step by step walk the thousand mile road |
SIGmonkey abides. Nice is overrated "It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government." Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018 | |||
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| Too soon old, too late smart |
No red hot monkey sex for you today. | |||
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With the circus closed and those PETA assholes complaining, I can't find an organ grinder job anywhere. Donald Trump is not a politician, he is a leader, politicians are a dime a dozen, leaders are priceless. | |||
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Here I sit all broken hearted...... _____________________ Be careful what you tolerate. You are teaching people how to treat you. | |||
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| Let's be careful out there |
Boy, do I have to pee!! | |||
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Fighting the good fight |
Cold Monkey frowns upon your shenanigans. | |||
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Unhyphenated American |
I wish they'd quit calling me a monkey. __________________________________________________________________________________ ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself. Richard M Nixon It's nice to be important, it's more important to be nice. Billy Joe Shaver NRA Life Member | |||
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When you take No-Shave-November just a little too far. _____________________________________________ I may be a bad person, but at least I use my turn signal. | |||
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