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There has to be a better way to prepare for a colonoscopy

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March 20, 2018, 07:57 PM
daoliver
There has to be a better way to prepare for a colonoscopy
I too have Crohn's I think my final count was 5 before they took colon out. Never have to worry about those any more. That was over a three year term from diagnosed to surgery.


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Originally posted by cas:
My father has Crohn's disease, so he gets them a lot. In years past, several times a year. What he says matches the above, they've improved a great deal. When he started with them, they were doing them with him wide awake, watching it all on the tv. Eek



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March 20, 2018, 08:00 PM
bald1
When getting ready for my last one (#4) over a year ago, I started a thread here asking what could be done to improve the liquid taste. Consensus was Crystal Light which I did indeed try. Better but not much... yech I hate the prep. Frown



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March 20, 2018, 08:00 PM
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My mother had a colostomy reverses a few years ago.

I won the opportunity to assist, of the three children.

8 ounce colonoscopy bag. A gallon of clean out juice to drink in an hour. Or something close enough to that to get my mathematical point across...


I have seen some nasty stuff. I didn’t even know that level of literal shit-storm was imaginable.




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March 20, 2018, 08:00 PM
ElToro
I’m gonna be 44 this year and my doc hasn’t brought it up. What age should I expect to start this fun ?
March 20, 2018, 08:01 PM
GWbiker
Fun part was after my procedure when nurse told me if I had to fart, just let it rip.

I did and so did the other patients around me.

Sounded like the camp fire scene in "Blazing Saddles".


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March 20, 2018, 08:01 PM
DrDan
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Originally posted by sgalczyn:
Two weeks till my 1st......sounds luvly Roll Eyes


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Don't worry, it is every bit as bad as it is made out to be. I've had 3, and the prep is by far the worst of it. For what ever reason, I always get the big jugs that I have to force down my throat every 15 minutes. On the other hand, I got pretty good at timing how long it takes for it to work through my system. Smile




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March 20, 2018, 08:11 PM
TBH
I like the drugs. When I wake up, I’m happy and horny. My wife had to stop me from squeezing the nurses boobs. If I ever get another one, I’m asking for handcuffs.


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March 20, 2018, 08:11 PM
bald1
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Originally posted by ElToro:
I’m gonna be 44 this year and my doc hasn’t brought it up. What age should I expect to start this fun ?


Average risk folks start at age 50 and then every 5 years thereafter.



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March 20, 2018, 08:12 PM
bald1
quote:
Originally posted by GWbiker:
Fun part was after my procedure when nurse told me if I had to fart, just let it rip.

I did and so did the other patients around me.

Sounded like the camp fire scene in "Blazing Saddles".



Yup! Was highly encouraged with indications I wouldn't be released until I passed gas. LOL The walls shook and the curtains fluttered! hahahahahaha



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March 20, 2018, 08:17 PM
Jimbo54
My last colonoscopy saved my life. I had stage 3 rectal cancer and the scope found it.

Just do it!! It's not pleasant but it can save your life.

Jim


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March 20, 2018, 08:20 PM
cjevans
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Originally posted by tatortodd:
My 2017 colonoscopy prep was orders of magnitude better than my 1997 colonoscopy prep, my 2009 colorectal surgery prep, and my 2013 colorectal surgery prep. Two examples:
  • Violence / Force: The 1997 prep should've come with DIY instructions for mounting a seatbelt to your toilet. 2017 was less violent than Taco Bell.
  • Volume of liquid: 1997 was a gallon of fluid that you had to chug a shot every 10 minutes. 2017 was 64 oz of Gatorade with two little cough syrup sized bottles of laxative dumped in.

    Additionally, the 2017 colonoscopy sedation drug is much better. I was waking up while being wheeled on the gurney between the colonoscopy exam room and the recovery room.


  • +1 for the same 2017 experience ...



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    March 20, 2018, 08:29 PM
    wreckdiver
    I put mine off, until the doc said I must at 59. Good thing, because I had a cancerous polyp that would have been a real problem, had I waited another year.

    I prepared with Gatorade/Miralax, plus a laxative. Didn't think it was as bad as others had led me to believe.

    During the procedure, I didn't go under as they said I would, but enjoyed watching it on TV. I was surprised to see how clean and pink it was. When he cut off the polyp, I was surprised that it didn't bleed a bit. Doc explained that the loop actually cauterized the cut, who knew?

    Another this year, and I am ready, with no apprehension.


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    March 20, 2018, 08:37 PM
    Sig Marine
    Here's a trick guys; drink the "cleanser" with a straw and then chase it with a gulp or two of Gatorade. Using a straw by-passes the taste buds on the tongue, for the most part, making the laxative less obnoxious


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    March 20, 2018, 09:38 PM
    2PAK
    Had my Colonoscopy last week. Drank the full jug of that Golytly and it took me hours to get it down.
    March 20, 2018, 09:41 PM
    ruger357
    Refuse to have one.


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    March 20, 2018, 10:29 PM
    Pipe Smoker
    I saw my GP about a week ago, and she noted that I was due for a colonoscopy. I told her that I wasn’t going to have another. She didn’t fuss at all. Just gave me a poop kit, and said that they’re much better now than a few years ago.



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    March 20, 2018, 11:14 PM
    Scott in NCal
    At age 54 they they found 4 pylops, 3 precancerous. Now I am on the every 3 years plan . I have seen guys die of colon cancer. The prep is truly nothing. The proceedure even less.
    March 20, 2018, 11:20 PM
    BB61
    I should have bought a cushioned seat for tonight’s performance.


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    March 20, 2018, 11:58 PM
    Sigfest
    There is no dignity left after the prep and the expelling of the gas afterwards.
    During my third colonoscopy they found that I had Non Hodgkins Lymphoma. Lucky for me. At least until it returns. Oh well, I’ll deal with it then.
    I got a call from my GI guys office last week wanting to schedule my next one. It’s been a year. I need to call them back and remind them that he said I was on the every 2 year plan now. He must not have charted it.
    I have friends who refuse to get it done. I guess they don’t want a hose up their keester. I sure don’t but I wonder where would I be now without having it done. But it is an excellent diagnostic procedure.