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October 29, 2025, 12:04 PM
Tuckerrnr1
Truck Carrying Infected Monkeys Overturns In Mississippi (I did Not Have This On My 2025 Bingo Card)



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October 29, 2025, 03:53 PM
.38supersig
quote:
Originally posted by BigSwede:
DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH THE MONKEYS
Just in case you didn't know

That is how monkeypox got started.

What else could possibly go wrong?




October 29, 2025, 04:14 PM
sigmonkey





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October 29, 2025, 05:43 PM
egregore






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October 29, 2025, 06:42 PM
a1abdj
^^^^ That's typically a good way to make sure you're not getting herpes, but in this case you may very well get it if close enough to spank them.


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October 29, 2025, 07:38 PM
ZSMICHAEL
Did they catch the three little monkeys jumpin on the bed?
November 03, 2025, 06:04 AM
Mars_Attacks
Monkey down.

You know she gonna shot the monkey.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/ne...o-protects-kids.html


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November 03, 2025, 07:49 AM
229DAK
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In a statement last week, Tulane said the monkeys do not belong to the university, and they were not being transported by the university.
Tulane is really trying hard to avoid a lawsuit.


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November 03, 2025, 08:32 AM
egregore






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November 03, 2025, 08:44 AM
nhracecraft
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Originally posted by 229DAK:
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In a statement last week, Tulane said the monkeys do not belong to the university, and they were not being transported by the university.
Tulane is really trying hard to avoid a lawsuit.

Who would bring a lawsuit here, and on what basis? It would seem that only the Monkeys were harmed as a result of this incident.


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November 03, 2025, 10:12 AM
old rugged cross
You are kidding right? You have heard of animal rights organizations haven't you?



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November 03, 2025, 10:15 AM
nhracecraft
^^ I'm talking about legitimate/justifiable lawsuits Wink

Seriously, this would seem to be the result of a motor vehicle accident, and there are no accusations of negligence (at least thus far anyway), so who would be the affected party that would bring litigation here?


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November 03, 2025, 11:19 AM
egregore
https://x.com/i/status/1985197624593383799



In reading up on the rhesus monkey, I find it is of the genus Macaca. You have to go back a few decades, but that should sound familiar.





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