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You know you're gonna shock the monkey. https://www.ktre.com/2025/10/2...d-overturns-highway/ JASPER COUNTY, Miss. (WLBT/Gray News) – Monkeys used for animal testing were shot and killed after a truck carrying them overturned in Mississippi on Tuesday afternoon. According to the Jasper County Sheriff’s Office, the crash happened on I-59 near mile marker 117, which is north of Heidelberg, Mississippi. The truck was carrying Rhesus monkeys to a testing facility in Florida from Tulane University in New Orleans, Louisiana. nitial information from the sheriff’s office said the monkeys were said to be carrying hepatitis C, herpes and COVID. They were described as 40 pounds and “aggressive” to humans, requiring personal protective equipment to handle. Officials said if the monkeys left the wreck site, they must be shot. Initially, the sheriff’s office said all the monkeys escaped the truck, and all but one of them were shot. However, in an updated post, the sheriff’s office said “several” monkeys were still on the loose as of Tuesday afternoon. However, Tulane University disputed information about the monkeys having infectious diseases. Tulane University released the following statement: “Non-human primates at the Tulane National Biomedical Research Center are provided to other research organizations to advance scientific discovery. The primates in question belong to another entity and are not infectious. We are actively collaborating with local authorities and will send a team of animal care experts to assist as needed.” Mississippi Wildlife and Fisheries is also on site with local law enforcement. ____________________________ Eeewwww, don't touch it! Here, poke at it with this stick. | ||
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Meanwhile.........................  "No matter where you go - there you are" | |||
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delicately calloused |
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^that’s exactly what I thought too You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier | |||
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| Green grass and high tides  |
Fucked up on so many levels  "Practice like you want to play in the game" | |||
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| His diet consists of black coffee, and sarcasm.  |
 "The Almighty, He put some livin' things on this earth so a man can eat." - Festus Haggen, Gunsmoke | |||
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| Internet Guru |
It's unfortunate to 'watch the monkey get hurt'. | |||
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Frangas non Flectes |
I feel like I've seen this movie once or thrice. ______________________________________________ "If the truth shall kill them, let them die.” Endeavoring to master the subtle art of the grapefruit spoon. | |||
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| The success of a solution usually depends upon your point of view |
Anyone heard from Sigmonkey lately? “We truly live in a wondrous age of stupid.” - 83v45magna "I think it's important that people understand free speech doesn't mean free from consequences societally or politically or culturally." -Pranjit Kalita, founder and CIO of Birkoa Capital Management | |||
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Next thing you know , they will be on the Internet Safety, Situational Awareness and proficiency. Neck Ties, Hats and ammo brass, Never ,ever touch'em w/o asking first | |||
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Oriental Redneck |
Where were they carrying them to? And shit, I would be pissed off and aggressive, too, if someone interfered with the job I was doing.  Q | |||
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| Knows too little about too much  |
Why go North on I-59 from New Orleans to Florida? Seems like I-10 would have been the chosen route. RMD TL Davis: “The Second Amendment is special, not because it protects guns, but because its violation signals a government with the intention to oppress its people…” Remember: After the first one, the rest are free. | |||
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Well it looks like some of them made it to Florida without getting killed or caught and are having fun in the sun! "Fixed fortifications are monuments to mans stupidity" - George S. Patton | |||
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| Bookers Bourbon and a good cigar  |
Perhaps some of the monkeys were driving and wanted to stop in Birmingham? Any dog can be a Guide Dog if you don't care where you're going. NRA ENDOWMENT LIFE MEMBER | |||
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The USG has Top Men on it!  | |||
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WRT "raining" monkeys, where are the judges with their scorecards? Do we have new Olympic squad forming up? | |||
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| No, not like Bill Clinton  |
DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH THE MONKEYS Just in case you didn't know | |||
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It would really be funny if the driver of the truck could not speak English and got his license from California _________________________ | |||
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WHERE in Florida??? Who the hell authorized this stuff? A pox upon their heads! | |||
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I want to know where the "hepatitus-B, herpes, and covid" came from. Of course Tulanes says... These monkeys most definitely do not have hepatitus-B, herpes, or covid. Whatchu talkin bout Willis? Beagle lives matter. ______ (\ / @\_____ / ( ) /O / ( )______/ ///_____/ | |||
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Isn't this how it all begins in Planet of the Apes ? | |||
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