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ulsterman
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posted March 06, 2017 06:11 PMHide Post
When one of our sons was about that old, we were out running around.

"Dad, let's get some lunch, my treat"

Young man was proud of what he had done.
 
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Sig2340
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posted March 06, 2017 06:18 PMHide Post
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Originally posted by AZSigs:
and find a stripper pole.


Better than finding a stripper.




Nice is overrated

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posted March 06, 2017 06:49 PMHide Post
My seven year old usually has more cash than me Confused



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posted March 06, 2017 06:53 PMHide Post
I don't have a 14 year old... bu my soon to be 11 year old ALREADY has girls knocking on our door. He is allowed to take them to his room... but the door MUST remain open at all times. So far it's all innocent enough... homework help, BETA projects, etc., but I just know that will change with a quickness.



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posted March 06, 2017 06:56 PMHide Post
Has a great start to his hookers and blow fund. Razz
 
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RHINOWSO
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posted March 06, 2017 06:59 PMHide Post
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Originally posted by RogueJSK:
Not ours. He'd eat the cereal, drink all the milk, and then dang near lick the bowl clean.

Voracious cereal eater. At least 6 bowls of cereal a day, in between regular meals, and is still shaped liked a beanpole. I'm surprised he doesn't eat the bowls too.
Same here, although I have instilled filling and emptying the dishwasher in him as "his responsibility", something that he does without fail... but bowls do stack up in his room, from time to time.
 
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posted March 06, 2017 07:02 PMHide Post
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Has a great start to his hookers and blow fund. Razz


Hey now! That's offensive mister! Mad

Unlike some, I take pride that my sons will not mess around with such garbage. Confused

I'll have you know that my boys (and this one in particular) will not be spending money on "Hookers and Blow"...my lad will be spending his hard earned cash on guns and cigars! Cool


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posted March 06, 2017 07:06 PMHide Post
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quote:
Originally posted by Shifferbrains:
Has a great start to his hookers and blow fund. Razz


Hey now! That's offensive mister! Mad

Unlike some, I take pride that my sons will not mess around with such garbage. Confused

All have you know that my boys (and this one in particular) will not be spending money on "Hookers and Blow"...my lad will be spending his hard earned cash on guns and cigars! Cool



Mea Culpa, obviously he was raised well. Smile
 
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posted March 06, 2017 07:24 PMHide Post
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Originally posted by Sig2340:
quote:
Originally posted by AZSigs:
and find a stripper pole.


Better than finding a stripper.

She's only there on Fridays. Smile



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Sig2340
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posted March 06, 2017 07:27 PMHide Post
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Originally posted by AZSigs:
quote:
Originally posted by Sig2340:
quote:
Originally posted by AZSigs:
and find a stripper pole.


Better than finding a stripper.

She's only there on Fridays. Smile




A stripper clip.




Nice is overrated

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bigwagon
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posted March 06, 2017 08:33 PMHide Post
Better than catching him "red-handed."
 
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posted March 06, 2017 09:38 PMHide Post
...and catch him reading Wheeler and Thorne's textbook on Gravitation. Eek


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posted March 07, 2017 09:43 AMHide Post
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Better than catching him "red-handed."


That is what I thought this was about.



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posted March 07, 2017 10:04 AMHide Post
And see him deep in email chat with someone at Microsoft, as he dialed in the code on the latest game in beta-test. It was then you finally knew that your retirement was golden.
 
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posted March 07, 2017 10:08 AMHide Post
Then he'll go out and source them wholesale for $0.50 a piece, and cut JWF out of the loop Razz

quote:
Originally posted by HRK:
quote:
Originally posted by JWF:
When son was in high school, I would give him energy bars (Soldier Fuel bars) to snack on during break. I went into his room on afternoon and saw a STACK of $5's by his bed. He was selling the bars at school for 5 a piece. Cost me about $2 each, all profit for him.


Good for him, now teach him about supplier invoicing, and corporate taxes with an invoice for $2 for each bar he sold and a buck in taxes. Introduce him to FICA LOL Big Grin
 
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posted March 07, 2017 10:20 AMHide Post
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...and find all of your missing socks...


That can stay standing on their own


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Aquabird
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posted March 07, 2017 10:51 AMHide Post
and you realize that every piece of clothing he has is lying on the floor, and he is standing on his Sunday suit.


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posted March 07, 2017 01:53 PMHide Post
quote:
Originally posted by HRK:
quote:
Originally posted by JWF:
When son was in high school, I would give him energy bars (Soldier Fuel bars) to snack on during break. I went into his room on afternoon and saw a STACK of $5's by his bed. He was selling the bars at school for 5 a piece. Cost me about $2 each, all profit for him.


Good for him, now teach him about supplier invoicing, and corporate taxes with an invoice for $2 for each bar he sold and a buck in taxes. Introduce him to FICA LOL Big Grin


You're mean!


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posted March 07, 2017 02:08 PMHide Post
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Then he'll go out and source them wholesale for $0.50 a piece, and cut JWF out of the loop Razz

quote:
Originally posted by HRK:
quote:
Originally posted by JWF:
When son was in high school, I would give him energy bars (Soldier Fuel bars) to snack on during break. I went into his room on afternoon and saw a STACK of $5's by his bed. He was selling the bars at school for 5 a piece. Cost me about $2 each, all profit for him.


Good for him, now teach him about supplier invoicing, and corporate taxes with an invoice for $2 for each bar he sold and a buck in taxes. Introduce him to FICA LOL Big Grin


Out of the loop? Hell, I never was in it except for the unsuspecting supply side. I thought he was eating the bars. Pure profit for him, they cost him nothing.


Just another day in paradise.

 
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