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That moment you walk into your 14 year old son's bedroom...<finish the sentence>
March 06, 2017, 06:11 PM
ulstermanThat moment you walk into your 14 year old son's bedroom...<finish the sentence>
When one of our sons was about that old, we were out running around.
"Dad, let's get some lunch, my treat"
Young man was proud of what he had done.
March 06, 2017, 06:18 PM
Sig2340quote:
Originally posted by AZSigs:
and find a stripper pole.
Better than finding a stripper.
Nice is overrated
"It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government."
Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018
March 06, 2017, 06:49 PM
MooneyP226My seven year old usually has more cash than me
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BSA Dad, Cheer Dad March 06, 2017, 06:53 PM
parallelI don't have a 14 year old... bu my soon to be 11 year old ALREADY has girls knocking on our door. He is allowed to take them to his room... but the door MUST remain open at all times. So far it's all innocent enough... homework help, BETA projects, etc., but I just know that will change with a quickness.
A penny saved is a government oversight. March 06, 2017, 06:56 PM
ShifferbrainsHas a great start to his hookers and blow fund.
March 06, 2017, 06:59 PM
RHINOWSOquote:
Originally posted by RogueJSK:
Not ours. He'd eat the cereal, drink all the milk, and then dang near lick the bowl clean.
Voracious cereal eater. At least 6 bowls of cereal a day, in between regular meals, and is still shaped liked a beanpole. I'm surprised he doesn't eat the bowls too.
Same here, although I have instilled filling and emptying the dishwasher in him as "his responsibility", something that he does without fail... but bowls do stack up in his room, from time to time.
March 06, 2017, 07:02 PM
Ronin1069quote:
Originally posted by Shifferbrains:
Has a great start to his hookers and blow fund.
Hey now! That's offensive mister!
Unlike some, I take pride that my sons will not mess around with such garbage.
I'll have you know that my boys (and this one in particular) will not be spending money on "Hookers and Blow"...my lad will be spending his hard earned cash on guns and cigars!
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March 06, 2017, 07:06 PM
Shifferbrainsquote:
Originally posted by Ronin1069:
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Originally posted by Shifferbrains:
Has a great start to his hookers and blow fund.
Hey now! That's offensive mister!
Unlike some, I take pride that my sons will not mess around with such garbage.
All have you know that my boys (and this one in particular) will not be spending money on "Hookers and Blow"...my lad will be spending his hard earned cash on guns and cigars!
Mea Culpa, obviously he was raised well.
March 06, 2017, 07:24 PM
AZSigsquote:
Originally posted by Sig2340:
quote:
Originally posted by AZSigs:
and find a stripper pole.
Better than finding a stripper.
She's only there on Fridays.
Getting shot is no achievement. Hitting your enemy is. NRA Endowment Member . NRA instructor March 06, 2017, 07:27 PM
Sig2340quote:
Originally posted by AZSigs:
quote:
Originally posted by Sig2340:
quote:
Originally posted by AZSigs:
and find a stripper pole.
Better than finding a stripper.
She's only there on Fridays.
A stripper clip.
Nice is overrated
"It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government."
Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018
March 06, 2017, 08:33 PM
bigwagonBetter than catching him "red-handed."
March 06, 2017, 09:38 PM
sjtill...and catch him reading Wheeler and Thorne's textbook on Gravitation.
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March 07, 2017, 09:43 AM
jhe888quote:
Originally posted by bigwagon:
Better than catching him "red-handed."
That is what I thought this was about.
The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything. March 07, 2017, 10:04 AM
FishOnAnd see him deep in email chat with someone at Microsoft, as he dialed in the code on the latest game in beta-test. It was then you finally knew that your retirement was golden.
March 07, 2017, 10:08 AM
BBMWThen he'll go out and source them wholesale for $0.50 a piece, and cut JWF out of the loop
quote:
Originally posted by HRK:
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Originally posted by JWF:
When son was in high school, I would give him energy bars (Soldier Fuel bars) to snack on during break. I went into his room on afternoon and saw a STACK of $5's by his bed. He was selling the bars at school for 5 a piece. Cost me about $2 each, all profit for him.
Good for him, now teach him about supplier invoicing, and corporate taxes with an invoice for $2 for each bar he sold and a buck in taxes. Introduce him to FICA LOL
March 07, 2017, 10:20 AM
cmr076quote:
Originally posted by darthfuster:
...and find all of your missing socks...
That can stay standing on their own
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March 07, 2017, 10:51 AM
Aquabirdand you realize that every piece of clothing he has is lying on the floor, and he is standing on his Sunday suit.
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March 07, 2017, 01:53 PM
smlsigquote:
Originally posted by HRK:
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Originally posted by JWF:
When son was in high school, I would give him energy bars (Soldier Fuel bars) to snack on during break. I went into his room on afternoon and saw a STACK of $5's by his bed. He was selling the bars at school for 5 a piece. Cost me about $2 each, all profit for him.
Good for him, now teach him about supplier invoicing, and corporate taxes with an invoice for $2 for each bar he sold and a buck in taxes. Introduce him to FICA LOL
You're mean!
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March 07, 2017, 02:08 PM
JWFquote:
Originally posted by BBMW:
Then he'll go out and source them wholesale for $0.50 a piece, and cut JWF out of the loop
quote:
Originally posted by HRK:
quote:
Originally posted by JWF:
When son was in high school, I would give him energy bars (Soldier Fuel bars) to snack on during break. I went into his room on afternoon and saw a STACK of $5's by his bed. He was selling the bars at school for 5 a piece. Cost me about $2 each, all profit for him.
Good for him, now teach him about supplier invoicing, and corporate taxes with an invoice for $2 for each bar he sold and a buck in taxes. Introduce him to FICA LOL
Out of the loop? Hell, I never was in it except for the unsuspecting supply side. I thought he was eating the bars. Pure profit for him, they cost him nothing.
Just another day in paradise.