Cocaine Santa Sweaters at Amazon! Get 'em While They Last!

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December 12, 2019, 11:52 AM

1967Goat

Cocaine Santa Sweaters at Amazon! Get 'em While They Last!

Yes, this is real.

Complete with 3 lines laid out and a straw, ready to go!

https://www.amazon.com/Cocaine...omId=B078RXFXST&th=1

December 12, 2019, 11:55 AM

Perception

These first debuted at WalMart before they got pulled due to public outrage. I wish I got one, I would wear the hell out of it. It is after all perfect for cozy days with your family!

Still more appropriate than these Auschwitz Christmas ornaments.

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"Odd," said Arthur, "I thought you said it was a democracy."
"I did," said Ford, "it is."
"So," said Arthur, hoping he wasn't sounding ridiculously obtuse, "why don't the people get rid of the lizards?"
"It honestly doesn't occur to them. They've all got the vote, so they all pretty much assume that the government they've voted in more or less approximates the government they want."
"You mean they actually vote for the lizards."
"Oh yes," said Ford with a shrug, "of course."
"But," said Arthur, going for the big one again, "why?"
"Because if they didn't vote for a lizard, then the wrong lizard might get in."

December 12, 2019, 11:59 AM

1967Goat

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Originally posted by Perception:
These first debuted at WalMart before they got pulled due to public outrage. I wish I got one, I would wear the hell out of it. It is after all perfect for cozy days with your family!

A fool and his money are soon parted....I just ordered one from Amazon.

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December 12, 2019, 03:58 PM

2BobTanner

I’d like to hear the reasoning the marketing genius gave to WalMart as to why they should buy this item.

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December 13, 2019, 09:25 AM

shovelhead

[QUOTE]Originally posted by 2BobTanner:
I’d like to hear the reasoning the marketing genius gave to WalMart as to why they should buy this item.

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More upscale than meth?

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December 13, 2019, 11:42 AM

a1abdj

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I’d like to hear the reasoning the marketing genius gave to WalMart as to why they should buy this item.

I don't know how Walmarts are in your area, but around here there is an identifiable percentage of drug users who shop there.

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More upscale than meth?

Which is why I was surprised to learn it was Walmart selling it and not Target.

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December 13, 2019, 11:44 AM

Haveme1or2

There are several designs out there. That just happens to be one of them.

Some ppl just can't take a Joke :/

December 13, 2019, 11:53 AM

ensigmatic

quote:
Originally posted by 2BobTanner:
I’d like to hear the reasoning the marketing genius gave to WalMart as to why they should buy this item.

Well, perhaps because people without a stick up their butt might find it amusing?

I don't find it particularly amusing and I don't care to wear sweatshirts or I might be inclined to buy one just because it outrages people

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December 13, 2019, 12:04 PM

PowerSurge

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Originally posted by a1abdj:
quote:
I’d like to hear the reasoning the marketing genius gave to WalMart as to why they should buy this item.

I don't know how Walmarts are in your area, but around here there is an identifiable percentage of drug users who shop there.

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More upscale than meth?

Which is why I was surprised to learn it was Walmart selling it and not Target.

And that percentage increases the further you get from 10pm.

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December 13, 2019, 12:10 PM

Balzé Halzé

quote:
Originally posted by ensigmatic:
quote:
Originally posted by 2BobTanner:
I’d like to hear the reasoning the marketing genius gave to WalMart as to why they should buy this item.

Well, perhaps because people without a stick up their butt might find it amusing?

Yeah, it's funny. It's as simple as that. People have longed joked about cocaine; it's nothing really to get bent out of shape about.

What would be hilarious is if Mitch McConnell would wear one. Maybe even during the inevitable impeachment trial in the Senate.

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December 13, 2019, 12:29 PM

ensigmatic

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Originally posted by Balzé Halzé:
What would be hilarious is if Mitch McConnell would wear one. Maybe even during the inevitable impeachment trial in the Senate.

Ok, now that, that would be incredibly funny. Then I would most definitely buy one!