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Yes, this is real. Complete with 3 lines laid out and a straw, ready to go! https://www.amazon.com/Cocaine...omId=B078RXFXST&th=1  | ||
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These first debuted at WalMart before they got pulled due to public outrage. I wish I got one, I would wear the hell out of it. It is after all perfect for cozy days with your family! Still more appropriate than these Auschwitz Christmas ornaments. "The people hate the lizards and the lizards rule the people." "Odd," said Arthur, "I thought you said it was a democracy." "I did," said Ford, "it is." "So," said Arthur, hoping he wasn't sounding ridiculously obtuse, "why don't the people get rid of the lizards?" "It honestly doesn't occur to them. They've all got the vote, so they all pretty much assume that the government they've voted in more or less approximates the government they want." "You mean they actually vote for the lizards." "Oh yes," said Ford with a shrug, "of course." "But," said Arthur, going for the big one again, "why?" "Because if they didn't vote for a lizard, then the wrong lizard might get in." | |||
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| Shit don't mean shit |
A fool and his money are soon parted....I just ordered one from Amazon.  | |||
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| I'm not laughing WITH you  |
I've had one for a couple years. They DO run small. Rolan Kraps SASS Regulator Gainesville, Georgia. NRA Range Safety Officer NRA Certified Instructor - Pistol / Personal Protection Inside the Home | |||
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That's fucking hilarious. You should wear it every day! What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone | |||
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Santa’s got Cocaine Eyes Cant you hear me knocking? | |||
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thin skin can't win |
That one is in Women's wear and is unisex, so I imagine so! You only have integrity once. - imprezaguy02 | |||
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I’d like to hear the reasoning the marketing genius gave to WalMart as to why they should buy this item.  --------------------- LGBFJB "Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on, or by imbeciles who really mean it." — Mark Twain “Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.” — H. L. Mencken | |||
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by 2BobTanner: I’d like to hear the reasoning the marketing genius gave to WalMart as to why they should buy this item. [/QUOTMore upscale than meth? -------------------------------------—————— ————————--Ignorance is a powerful tool if applied at the right time, even, usually, surpassing knowledge(E.J.Potter, A.K.A. The Michigan Madman) | |||
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I don't know how Walmarts are in your area, but around here there is an identifiable percentage of drug users who shop there.
Which is why I was surprised to learn it was Walmart selling it and not Target.  | |||
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There are several designs out there. That just happens to be one of them. Some ppl just can't take a Joke :/ | |||
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Well, perhaps because people without a stick up their butt might find it amusing? I don't find it particularly amusing and I don't care to wear sweatshirts or I might be inclined to buy one just because it outrages people "America is at that awkward stage. It's too late to work within the system,,,, but too early to shoot the bastards." -- Claire Wolfe "If we let things terrify us, life will not be worth living." -- Seneca the Younger, Roman Stoic philosopher | |||
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And that percentage increases the further you get from 10pm.  ——————————————— The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Psalm 14:1 | |||
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Yeah, it's funny. It's as simple as that. People have longed joked about cocaine; it's nothing really to get bent out of shape about. What would be hilarious is if Mitch McConnell would wear one. Maybe even during the inevitable impeachment trial in the Senate. ~Alan Acta Non Verba NRA Life Member (Patron) God, Family, Guns, Country Men will fight and die to protect women... because women protect everything else. ~Andrew Klavan | |||
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| Nullus Anxietas |
Ok, now that, that would be incredibly funny. Then I would most definitely buy one!  "America is at that awkward stage. It's too late to work within the system,,,, but too early to shoot the bastards." -- Claire Wolfe "If we let things terrify us, life will not be worth living." -- Seneca the Younger, Roman Stoic philosopher | |||
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