An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, Given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.

Stolen!

If he is blind, how did he wander in there?

Hamden, walk over to the table, finish your beer, and go away son, go away.

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Originally posted by Hamden106:
If he is blind, how did he wander in there?

You're over-thinking it . The key word is "wander" .

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Originally posted by Hamden106:
If he is blind, how did he wander in there?

He could smell the beer?

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Originally posted by V-Tail:

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Originally posted by Hamden106:
If he is blind, how did he wander in there?

He could smell the beer?

Peroxide.

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Originally posted by OneWheelDrive:

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Originally posted by V-Tail:

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Originally posted by Hamden106:
If he is blind, how did he wander in there?

He could smell the beer?

Peroxide.

When I watched this video and saw that woman kill a man and be so matter of fact about his death I was sick to my stomach. After reading the account of the trial and the jury finding her Not Guilty I'm outraged by the injustice.

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Originally posted by Wasabibill:
When I watched this video and saw that woman kill a man and be so matter of fact about his death I was sick to my stomach. After reading the account of the trial and the jury finding her Not Guilty I'm outraged by the injustice.

Was this meant for the thread about the bail bondsman?

Go easy, Cooger; he's blonde.

That was good, J 3e.

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Originally posted by Hamden106:
If he is blind, how did he wander in there?

He was actually hungry, and he thought a tuna melt would hit the spot.

Thanks for sharing. I passed that on.