Warren Thinks LGBT Couples Should Get a Check to Make up for Lost Marriage Tax Benefits
Well shit!
I'm left handed and need a check for all of those scissors that didn't work.
Lets see: An extra house in Monaco, a B-29, working steam locomotive, hot air balloon, three submarines, and, um, I'll think of a bunch of other stuff later just to make sure.
June 25, 2019, 06:24 PM
erj_pilot
Well this should get her about 83 votes...
"If you’re a leader, you lead the way. Not just on the easy ones; you take the tough ones too…” – MAJ Richard D. Winters (1918-2011), E Company, 2nd Battalion, 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment, 101st Airborne "Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil... Therefore, as tongues of fire lick up straw and as dry grass sinks down in the flames, so their roots will decay and their flowers blow away like dust; for they have rejected the law of the Lord Almighty and spurned the word of the Holy One of Israel." - Isaiah 5:20,24
June 25, 2019, 06:40 PM
PD
I say let Pocahontas keep talking. Everything she says can and will be used against her in the campaign.
June 25, 2019, 07:24 PM
Leemur
She’s the kind of stupid that makes you squint.
June 25, 2019, 08:09 PM
nighthawk
What do straight white people get ?
"Hold my beer.....Watch this".
June 25, 2019, 08:38 PM
Balzé Halzé
Elizabeth Warren..."America's mother-in-law."
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Men will fight and die to protect women... because women protect everything else. ~Andrew Klavan
June 25, 2019, 09:17 PM
rburg
The current round of pandering will only buy primary votes, none in the general election. Their party will already get all the stupid votes in the general, regardless of who is selected. So this round is to divide up the "party" so they can buy their votes. None of what they propose here will come to pass. Its just a game of which can pander the best. My guess is we should let them play their game but remember the things for later use.
Unhappy ammo seeker
June 25, 2019, 09:29 PM
Rightwire
Damn they'll say anything to get a vote.
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June 25, 2019, 10:04 PM
darthfuster
quote:
Originally posted by nighthawk: What do straight white people get ?
Hosed.
You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier
June 25, 2019, 10:21 PM
ScooterX
You either have a plan, or hand out cash. I'm waiting on a handout to buy bullets because I had to over pay during the Obama years. Doesn't anyone care about how that made me feel?
June 25, 2019, 10:43 PM
mr kablammo
As a heterosexual, what government subsidy should be created for me for my lack of superior interior decorating skills?
"It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye". The Little Prince, Antoine de Saint-Exupery, pilot and author, lost on mission, July 1944, Med Theatre.
June 25, 2019, 10:52 PM
Jim Shugart
From the Babylon Bee (satire):
Democratic Candidates Announce Plan To Dangle Stacks Of Cash In Front Of Potential Voters June 24th, 2019
U.S.—The 347 Democratic presidential candidates currently running announced Monday their new plan to attract voters to their platforms: simply to dangle stacks of cash over their heads on a fishing line.
At every rally and campaign event, Democrats running for president will dangle bags or bundles of cash above undecided voters, hoping to lure them to the polls to vote.
"Rather than compete on ideas, we will resort to blatant bribery," said Bernie Sanders after proposing giving $1.6 trillion to college graduates. Sanders then pulled out a fishing pole and began teasing his audience. "Whooa, gotta be quicker than that!" he said, laughing as audience members tried to jump up and grab the cash. "You almost got it that time!"
While speaking to an LGBT rights organization, Elizabeth Warren cast out a line with a $20 bill on it and skillfully reeled it in, jerking it from side to side as potential voters lunged after the cash. "$50 million is up for grabs!" she yelled. "You get $50 million! And you get $50 million! Everybody gets $50 million! But you gotta follow the fishing line all the way to the polls, people!"
The democrats are now just a bunch of fools giving away liberal pipedreams. And then when they can't do it they'll simply blame it on republicans. Sad what that party has become.
June 26, 2019, 05:47 AM
Mars_Attacks
They democrats are full on Monty Hall this time around.
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