Well shit!

I'm left handed and need a check for all of those scissors that didn't work.

Lets see: An extra house in Monaco, a B-29, working steam locomotive, hot air balloon, three submarines, and, um, I'll think of a bunch of other stuff later just to make sure.

Well this should get her about 83 votes...

I say let Pocahontas keep talking. Everything she says can and will be used against her in the campaign.

She’s the kind of stupid that makes you squint.

What do straight white people get ?

Elizabeth Warren..."America's mother-in-law."

The current round of pandering will only buy primary votes, none in the general election. Their party will already get all the stupid votes in the general, regardless of who is selected. So this round is to divide up the "party" so they can buy their votes. None of what they propose here will come to pass. Its just a game of which can pander the best. My guess is we should let them play their game but remember the things for later use.

Damn they'll say anything to get a vote.

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Originally posted by nighthawk:
What do straight white people get ?

Hosed.

You either have a plan, or hand out cash.
I'm waiting on a handout to buy bullets because I had to over pay during the Obama years. Doesn't anyone care about how that made me feel?

As a heterosexual, what government subsidy should be created for me for my lack of superior interior decorating skills?

From the Babylon Bee (satire):

Democratic Candidates Announce Plan To Dangle Stacks Of Cash In Front Of Potential Voters
June 24th, 2019



U.S.—The 347 Democratic presidential candidates currently running announced Monday their new plan to attract voters to their platforms: simply to dangle stacks of cash over their heads on a fishing line.

At every rally and campaign event, Democrats running for president will dangle bags or bundles of cash above undecided voters, hoping to lure them to the polls to vote.

"Rather than compete on ideas, we will resort to blatant bribery," said Bernie Sanders after proposing giving $1.6 trillion to college graduates. Sanders then pulled out a fishing pole and began teasing his audience. "Whooa, gotta be quicker than that!" he said, laughing as audience members tried to jump up and grab the cash. "You almost got it that time!"

While speaking to an LGBT rights organization, Elizabeth Warren cast out a line with a $20 bill on it and skillfully reeled it in, jerking it from side to side as potential voters lunged after the cash. "$50 million is up for grabs!" she yelled. "You get $50 million! And you get $50 million! Everybody gets $50 million! But you gotta follow the fishing line all the way to the polls, people!"

Link

Was that photo taken in Chicago? Background looks familiar.

Link to original video: https://youtu.be/ItUECpFi9_s

The democrats are now just a bunch of fools giving away liberal pipedreams. And then when they can't do it they'll simply blame it on republicans. Sad what that party has become.

They democrats are full on Monty Hall this time around.