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Robo-Sex Dolls - WTF?

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July 01, 2018, 06:13 PM
mbinky
Robo-Sex Dolls - WTF?
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At the brothel, customers pay around £60-an-hour for a room in which they can fulfill their “wildest fantasies” with a sex robot of their choice with names like Lolita, Sasha, and Isilel.


Mmmmm Sasha....


July 01, 2018, 06:15 PM
Fenris
quote:
Originally posted by Lord Vaalic:
quote:
Originally posted by 95flhr:
Just think of the new job opportunities. Someone has to clean them between uses. Eek

Are they dishwasher safe?

Sure. But I don't think most dishwashers can afford them, at least for purchase.

Although as a wise man once said, "If it flies, floats, or fucks, rent it."




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July 01, 2018, 06:27 PM
PD
We all know that poor guy who couldn’t get laid in whorehouse with a fist full of hundreds.
Well...now he can.
July 01, 2018, 06:46 PM
rusbro
Professional doll washer:


July 01, 2018, 06:49 PM
cas
A new twist on the old whorehouse joke.... "She's full".


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July 05, 2018, 09:58 AM
Lord Vaalic
Send in THE FEMBOTS!!!!

you cant resist us Mr. Powers




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July 05, 2018, 10:22 AM
Shifferbrains
quote:
Originally posted by Lord Vaalic:
quote:
Originally posted by 95flhr:
Just think of the new job opportunities. Someone has to clean them between uses. Eek


Are they dishwasher safe?



You gotta put it in self cleaning mode.
July 05, 2018, 10:23 AM
SHOOTIN BLANKS
You would definitely want to steer clear of the "Refurbished" units.


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July 05, 2018, 10:23 AM
nighthawk
Do they come with a mute button ?


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July 05, 2018, 11:00 AM
LS1 GTO
I wanna know here checked their bank accounts after looking at the web site.






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July 05, 2018, 12:31 PM
Sig Marine



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July 05, 2018, 05:50 PM
signewt
....'sex-bot repair technician' is gonna have to be a big department at the local community Vo-Tech colleges


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July 05, 2018, 05:52 PM
cslinger
Nobody is gonna order ANY woman with 7.1 surround. Razz


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July 05, 2018, 05:56 PM
darthfuster
quote:
Originally posted by signewt:
....'sex-bot repair technician' is gonna have to be a big department at the local community Vo-Tech colleges


Every repair will have to begin with a pressure washer.



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July 05, 2018, 06:01 PM
jsbcody
quote:
Originally posted by Shifferbrains:
quote:
Originally posted by Lord Vaalic:
quote:
Originally posted by 95flhr:
Just think of the new job opportunities. Someone has to clean them between uses. Eek


Are they dishwasher safe?



You gotta put it in self cleaning mode.


If you have it programmed for wife mode, you have to hit "defrost" before doing anything......just saying. Big Grin

So for the older guys here; when you first read this thread, how many immediately thought of Cherry 2000? My #1 question since I saw that movie as a young teenager.......why didn't he keep Cherry 2000 and have a smoking 3 way with young hot Melanie Griffith?
July 05, 2018, 06:36 PM
Wishbone

July 05, 2018, 06:37 PM
cslinger
I may or may not watch Cherry 2000 at least once a year. So yes these make me think of that.


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July 05, 2018, 07:49 PM
LtJL
but, their fathers can't own liquor stores, 'cause they don't have fathers.