Supposedly, these are the next big thing. Popular in brothels. And cheaper than dating. But I just don't get it.

If they were like Westworld then maybe. But even then... no.

Are they eligible for Prime?

Westworld..."If you have to ask, does it matter"?

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/ne...lumidolls-fans-robot

The Lumidolls brothel, located in Moscow’s business district, has been a popular tourist attraction for football fans from across the globe since the World Cup started on June 14.

At the brothel, customers pay around £60-an-hour for a room in which they can fulfill their “wildest fantasies” with a sex robot of their choice with names like Lolita, Sasha, and Isilel.

Lumidolls, widely regarded as the world’s first sex doll brothel, opened its second venue in the city at the end of April after Russian backers beat US venture capitalists in a bidding war.

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Originally posted by doublesharp:

The Lumidolls brothel, located in Moscow’s business district, has been a popular tourist attraction...

Will they pee on the bed?

I don't think that's the first brothel of its' kind. I've read about this being a thing in Japan for a while. It's tempting to think about this being strictly for fetishists or the novelty, but in Japan, anyway, they are visited by those deformed or considered unattractive, as that's pretty much the only sexual recourse with a partner.

I wonder if they run on rechargeable lithium batteries. Could bring a whole new meaning to the question "Yeah, but is she hot?"

If you bite it too hard, it won't deflate, and it would be a lot safer than, for example, a vacuum cleaner.

What’s the return policy on these babes?

Meh...why not


I know a lot of men in their mid 40s that are really damn lonely...and horny

This seems like a fairly benign way to alleviate at least one of these conditions.

Admit it, you've put it in worse places.

And think about it.... they don't bitch, complain, or say "no!"

A girl robot!

My girlfriend was dead-set against the idea of me having sex with a robot.

So I sent her back to the factory and had her reprogrammed.

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Originally posted by DBS:
My girlfriend was dead-set against the idea of me having sex with a robot.

So I sent her back to the factory and had her reprogrammed.

"Uhhhg, I can't get no respect"

Let's see. You don't have to spring for dinner and a movie. They don't bitch and whine. You can just toss them in a closet until next time.

What's not to like?

Can they cook and clean too?

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Originally posted by Gustofer:
Can they cook and clean too?

An' make sammiches?

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Originally posted by V-Tail:
Let's see. You don't have to spring for dinner and a movie. They don't bitch and whine. You can just toss them in a closet until next time.

What's not to like?

Sold if it can cook too!

More realistic for trying to save the toll/fine in the HOV lane.