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Glorious SPAM! |
Mmmmm Sasha....  | |||
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| 10mm is The Boom of Doom  |
Sure. But I don't think most dishwashers can afford them, at least for purchase. Although as a wise man once said, "If it flies, floats, or fucks, rent it." God Bless and Protect the Once and Future President, Donald John Trump. | |||
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| Leave the gun. Take the cannoli. |
We all know that poor guy who couldn’t get laid in whorehouse with a fist full of hundreds. Well...now he can. | |||
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Chip away the stone |
Professional doll washer:  | |||
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A new twist on the old whorehouse joke.... "She's full". _____________________________________________________ Sliced bread, the greatest thing since the 1911. | |||
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| Unapologetic Old School Curmudgeon  |
Send in THE FEMBOTS!!!! you cant resist us Mr. Powers Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day | |||
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Shorted to Atmosphere |
You gotta put it in self cleaning mode. | |||
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| Was that you or the dog?  |
You would definitely want to steer clear of the "Refurbished" units. ___________________________ "Opinions vary" -Dalton | |||
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Do they come with a mute button ? "Hold my beer.....Watch this". | |||
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The Unmanned Writer |
I wanna know here checked their bank accounts after looking at the web site. Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. "If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own... | |||
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 ____________________________________________________________ Money may not buy happiness...but it will certainly buy a better brand of misery A man should acknowledge his losses just as gracefully as he celebrates his victories Remember, in politics it's not who you know...it's what you know about who you know | |||
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| Conveniently located directly above the center of the Earth  |
....'sex-bot repair technician' is gonna have to be a big department at the local community Vo-Tech colleges **************~~~~~~~~~~ "I've been on this rock too long to bother with these liars any more." ~SIGforum advisor~ "When the pain of staying the same outweighs the pain of change, then change will come."~~sigmonkey | |||
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E tan e epi tas |
Nobody is gonna order ANY woman with 7.1 surround.  "Guns are tools. The only weapon ever created was man." | |||
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delicately calloused |
Every repair will have to begin with a pressure washer. You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier | |||
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| Never miss an opportunity to be Batman!  |
If you have it programmed for wife mode, you have to hit "defrost" before doing anything......just saying.  So for the older guys here; when you first read this thread, how many immediately thought of Cherry 2000? My #1 question since I saw that movie as a young teenager.......why didn't he keep Cherry 2000 and have a smoking 3 way with young hot Melanie Griffith? | |||
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| E tan e epi tas |
I may or may not watch Cherry 2000 at least once a year. So yes these make me think of that. "Guns are tools. The only weapon ever created was man." | |||
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| Let's be careful out there |
but, their fathers can't own liquor stores, 'cause they don't have fathers. | |||
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