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Wife had a group of folks from church over tonight. At one point I slipped away to my office to check email, and see what my hound Louie was up to.  This woman (not one of my favorite people) passed by my office just in time to see me face to face talking to Lou and kissing him on his forehead an nose. Of course, not being a pet lover she just had to offer a comment...."I can't believe you'd kiss that dog like that. That's just gross." My response.... "I'd damn sure rather kiss this dog than kiss you." I believe I offended her given her hasty departure. Oh well. I love my dog. Some people, not so much.  ----------------------------- Guns are awesome because they shoot solid lead freedom. Every man should have several guns. And several dogs, because a man with a cat is a woman. Kurt Schlichter | ||
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My father was hosting a family party at our house, doing final cleanup of the front porch and steps, when one aunt showed up with her kids. He put the broom down, went to greet them, and on the way into the house, my aunt teased him, saying "What's that broom for?" Being of Irish descent and quick-witted, he said, "It's for you to ride home on." -------------------------- Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. -- H L Mencken I always prefer reality when I can figure out what it is. -- JALLEN 10/18/18 | |||
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| SF Jake |
pffft...they think they know so much!  ________________________ Those who trade liberty for security have neither | |||
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Ouch...Go right for the jugular! I'm sorry if I hurt you feelings when I called you stupid - I thought you already knew - Unknown ................................... When you have no future, you live in the past. " Sycamore Row" by John Grisham | |||
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I would rather talk and play with dogs, than be around most people. "Hold my beer.....Watch this". | |||
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| Something wild is loose  |
"Sir, you're drunk!" "And Madam, you are ugly, but tomorrow I'll be sober!" "And gentlemen in England now abed, shall think themselves accursed they were not here, and hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks that fought with us upon Saint Crispin's Day" | |||
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A Grateful American |
You did good. I have said as much and worse over the years. Some of the people did as the women in your encounter, others are still good friends. Pull the masks off early. "the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! | |||
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| Muzzle flash aficionado  |
One of the good responses attributed to Winston Churchill. flashguy Texan by choice, not accident of birth | |||
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Told cops where to go for over 29 years… |
Never ceases to amaze me the people who initiate a confrontation then are surprised by the outcome... What part of "...Shall not be infringed" don't you understand???  | |||
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| His diet consists of black coffee, and sarcasm.  |
OMG!! DOG GERMS!!  A healthy, cared-for dog is cleaner than many people. | |||
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Man of few words |
Exactly! You're a much quicker thinker than I would have been big deal and I like your style. I try to go with what I was told as a child: if you don't have anything nice to say don't say anything. | |||
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Congratulations- You hit it out of the ballpark. Your home, your dog, your office. ____________________________________________________ The butcher with the sharpest knife has the warmest heart. | |||
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I kick people out of my house that have derogatory comments or attitudes about my home or what I do in it. Someone else’s place, I’ll leave. You are a better man than me, I would have told her she needs to leave. Keep your comments to yourself next time. Dogs are loving creatures who are loyal to the death. I ask for kisses from my Mal all the time. She’d take a bullet for me. What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone | |||
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Drug Dealer |
Another one: Lady: Sir, if I were your wife I'd give you poison. Churchill: Madam, if you were my wife I'd take it. When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw | |||
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Good one. I always hope that I, on the spur of the moment, can think of something that will piss them off enough that they will leave. | |||
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That sanctimonious pearl clutcher had it coming. | |||
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| Muzzle flash aficionado |
How did your wife react? I suspect she was not pleased. flashguy Texan by choice, not accident of birth | |||
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^^^^^^ Yeah, but how many jokes are there about having to choose between your wife and your dog? My favorite is the one about locking both in the car trunk. -------------------------- Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. -- H L Mencken I always prefer reality when I can figure out what it is. -- JALLEN 10/18/18 | |||
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| The Constable |
I would have let that womans comment go....I would have smiled, or siad something like..."Oh I like my dogs". Too many years on the Cop job where I couldn't state my opinion, or true feelings. Lately I have been doing the same thing; confronting assholes like that. I feel much better now. | |||
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Drill Here, Drill Now |
 Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer. | |||
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