Striking fear in your heart with his embarrassingly slow motion, meaningless movements
But if you played that video at 2x speed, it would be 2x more terrifying.
/sarc
August 23, 2024, 07:01 PM
wishfull thinker
Yeah. People who don’t know what MOA is shouldn’t threaten people who do.
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August 23, 2024, 07:01 PM
cslinger
quote:
Originally posted by Patrick-SP2022: But if you played that video at 2x speed, it would be 2x more terrifying.
/sarc
No.....no it wouldn't
Take Care, Shoot Safe, Chris
August 23, 2024, 07:10 PM
WaterburyBob
He'd have at least three shots in him before he finished his first show twirl.
"If Gun Control worked, Chicago would look like Mayberry, not Thunderdome" - Cam Edwards
August 23, 2024, 07:10 PM
2BobTanner
What’s that old saying about bringing a knife to a gunfight.
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"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on, or by imbeciles who really mean it." — Mark Twain
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August 23, 2024, 08:03 PM
egregore
quote:
posted by myrottiety: Looks cool and you can do some neat spinny grabby things with it.
You could do the same thing, and a lot cheaper, with a Harbor Freight linoleum knife.
August 23, 2024, 09:15 PM
tatortodd
That assclown better get back down in mommy's basement
Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity
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August 23, 2024, 10:08 PM
Rightwire
Imagine the surprised look on his face when he catches a round tossed at him from the guy he hasn't even seen yet.
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343 - Never Forget
Its better to be Pavlov's dog than Schrodinger's cat
There are three types of mistakes; Those you learn from, those you suffer from, and those you don't survive.
August 24, 2024, 03:38 AM
bendable
After his unfortunate pickle jar accident, Gill's air guitar tallent would never be the same
Safety, Situational Awareness and proficiency.
Neck Ties, Hats and ammo brass, Never ,ever touch'em w/o asking first
August 24, 2024, 05:02 AM
12131
quote:
Originally posted by MRMATT: Where's Val Kilmer and his tin cup when you need him?
Your visual field's bottom half must be impaired.
Q
August 24, 2024, 06:48 AM
hjs157
"This what I would when the MAGA guys with AR’s pull up during the civil war."
Rather than preparing for battle with an imaginary foe, our modern day Walter Mitty warrior may wish to consider enrolling in a basic grammar course at his local community college.
August 24, 2024, 08:39 AM
nhtagmember
Yes and in a nod to Monty Python he could taunt them a second time.
August 24, 2024, 08:58 AM
darthfuster
He’s clearly retarded.
You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier
August 24, 2024, 09:15 AM
arfmel
I involuntarily evacuated my bowels when I watched the scary knife video.
August 24, 2024, 09:26 AM
SpinZone
I'm sure he filmed that in slow motion mode, you know, so we could actually follow his lightning fast skills.
“We truly live in a wondrous age of stupid.” - 83v45magna
"I think it's important that people understand free speech doesn't mean free from consequences societally or politically or culturally." -Pranjit Kalita, founder and CIO of Birkoa Capital Management
August 24, 2024, 10:15 AM
RichardC
quote:
Originally posted by WaterburyBob: He'd have at least three shots in him before he finished his first show twirl.
Eleven to 14 shots.
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August 24, 2024, 11:15 AM
OneWheelDrive
In his dreams, he's Wonder Woman deflecting bullets with his bracelets.
================================================ Ultron: "You're unbearably naive." Vision: "Well, I was born yesterday."
August 24, 2024, 11:45 AM
cas
quote:
Originally posted by sigfreund: That nonsense display of supposed effectiveness...
...was very effective. He threw out the line and everyone took the bait. Social media is one big giant troll machine and it pays off for those who do it well. He's gotten more clicks and interactions from one video than probably anything else he's ever done online. Well played.
August 24, 2024, 12:01 PM
darthfuster
quote:
Originally posted by RichardC:
quote:
Originally posted by WaterburyBob: He'd have at least three shots in him before he finished his first show twirl.
Eleven to 14 shots.
Conserve ammo. There are bound to be many other retards to retire.
You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier
August 24, 2024, 12:14 PM
CPD SIG
You'll poke your eye out, Kid.
Does Mommy know you're playing with scissors?
Everyone is talking about wasting rounds on him. Punch that bitch right in the nose, take his knife away from him, pull his pants down and spank that ass in front of everyone. He doesn't have the fortitude to use that knife. He just thinks he's a tough guy, but he's nothing more than a fuckin peacock.
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