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At the HOA annual meeting, 4MUL8R successfully presided over his last board meeting. I turned the role over to a willing victim. Now I can focus on my 40th high school reunion. ------- Trying to simplify my life... | ||
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"Just when I thought I was out, they dragged me back in" Your service to the neighborhood was appreciate, by most, I hope! Can't make them all happy! Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark. “If in winning a race, you lose the respect of your fellow competitors, then you have won nothing” - Paul Elvstrom "The Great Dane" 1928 - 2016 | |||
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| Peace through superior firepower  |
I couldn't live in an HOA neighborhood. I'd end up killing someone. ____________________________________________________ "I am your retribution." - Donald Trump, speech at CPAC, March 4, 2023 | |||
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Drill Here, Drill Now |
Everybody that lives in a HOA neighborhood should serve on their HOA board once, but nobody should serve on their board twice. Truly a thankless job. Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer. | |||
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E tan e epi tas |
We have bylaws against that sort of thing.  "Guns are tools. The only weapon ever created was man." | |||
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I was the Secretary on our HOA Board for a 2-year term. What a gigantic P.I.T.A.!!! Never again... "If you’re a leader, you lead the way. Not just on the easy ones; you take the tough ones too…” – MAJ Richard D. Winters (1918-2011), E Company, 2nd Battalion, 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment, 101st Airborne "Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil... Therefore, as tongues of fire lick up straw and as dry grass sinks down in the flames, so their roots will decay and their flowers blow away like dust; for they have rejected the law of the Lord Almighty and spurned the word of the Holy One of Israel." - Isaiah 5:20,24 | |||
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| Peace through superior firepower |
Well, that kinda makes my point. Them sumbitches got rules about everything. How often did you get your ass pinched? | |||
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Yeah...I don't get pinched and tell.  "If you’re a leader, you lead the way. Not just on the easy ones; you take the tough ones too…” – MAJ Richard D. Winters (1918-2011), E Company, 2nd Battalion, 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment, 101st Airborne "Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil... Therefore, as tongues of fire lick up straw and as dry grass sinks down in the flames, so their roots will decay and their flowers blow away like dust; for they have rejected the law of the Lord Almighty and spurned the word of the Holy One of Israel." - Isaiah 5:20,24 | |||
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A Grateful American |
 "the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! | |||
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| Green grass and high tides  |
Nor would give a crap about a 40th hsru. "Practice like you want to play in the game" | |||
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Me neither and Me too! _________________________ | |||
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Step by step walk the thousand mile road |
I'm betting it was once. Afterward the HOA meetings began and ended on time, stuck to the agenda, were polite and cordially, and had good coffee and snacks. Oh, and they had to replace a chair, as the proctologist damaged it removing it from another board member's rectum. Nice is overrated "It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government." Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018 | |||
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Living my life my way |
I have a friend who moved into an HOA neighborhood and started looking to get out when he got a notice that his grass was 1/8" too high. | |||
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chickenshit |
I was pleased and lucky to end up in an area of town that I wanted to live in (good schools and less than a mile from my business) and at the same time ending up next to a neighborhood but on the other side of a park. For whatever reason my lone street falls outside of any HOA. I am a happy camper. ____________________________ Yes, Para does appreciate humor. | |||
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chillin out |
HOA...absolutely no way. I practice Shinrin-yoku It's better to wear out than rust out Member NRA Member Georgia Carry | |||
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Why HOA  | |||
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| A Grateful American |
^^^ I have no problem with that. "the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! | |||
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^^^ I'll second that. It looks like freedom to me. Demand not that events should happen as you wish; but wish them to happen as they do happen, and you will go on well. -Epictetus | |||
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| Go ahead punk, make my day |
My solution to that is not live anywhere near anyone else. And I don’t care if they keep their house / yard / cars a wreck. But HOAs are good for ppl who feel they need to keep up with the Joneses and think anyone will give two shits what their lawn looked like a decade from now - hint, nobody worthwhile will even remember. | |||
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Don't Panic |
I think ours doesn't address this specific issue, but the bylaws can be amended with a mere 2/3 majority. So it's a grey area..... | |||
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