Get your MAN SCRIPTS and avoid subjecting your perfect goddess to your disgusting toxic masculinity
October 11, 2019, 02:31 PM
H&K-Guy
Funny.
It's like they say about wimmins'. Beautiful, smart, sane. You can only pick two.
H&K-Guy
October 11, 2019, 02:35 PM
GWbiker
Classic.
Would replace my telling her: "Don't let the door hit you in the ass".
********* "Some people are alive today because it's against the law to kill them".
October 11, 2019, 02:43 PM
np149
That's great! Thanks!
October 11, 2019, 02:49 PM
Rick_Perry
Good stuff!!!
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Einstein defines insanity as "Doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results"
October 11, 2019, 04:33 PM
Ozarkwoods
Too funny and good to not pass that on to my male friends and newly married son.
ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
October 11, 2019, 04:34 PM
bigdeal
Go make me a sammich.
----------------------------- Guns are awesome because they shoot solid lead freedom. Every man should have several guns. And several dogs, because a man with a cat is a woman. Kurt Schlichter
October 11, 2019, 07:12 PM
esdunbar
That was good. He has some hilarious videos. The high waisted jeans comment cracked me up. Those things look like crap!
October 11, 2019, 10:23 PM
FlyingScot
quote:
Originally posted by esdunbar: That was good. He has some hilarious videos. The high waisted jeans comment cracked me up. Those things look like crap!
I have been telling my (now) 18 year old daughter she looks like Urkel in those damn pants. I’m told it is in style and the fashion. Still looks like crap.
I busted out laughing when he threw that in.
“Forigive your enemy, but remember the bastard’s name.”
-Scottish proverb
October 12, 2019, 02:38 AM
arfmel
Man Scripts would have saved me a lot of heartache
October 12, 2019, 08:01 AM
Ripley
Serenity now.
Set the controls for the heart of the Sun.
October 12, 2019, 08:23 AM
blueye
Thank You for saving my marriage.
October 12, 2019, 11:52 AM
RaiseHal
Ha!
It's a shame that youth is wasted on the young --- Mark Twain
Anyone who is not a liberal by age 20 has no heart; anyone who is not a conservative by age 40 has no brain---Winston Churchill
October 12, 2019, 12:06 PM
parabellum
His satire contains some real truth, and the part of that video which really hit home for me was the part about taking out the garbage. Let's get rid of "gender stereotypes", unless it has to do with stuff like taking out the garbage, or other menial or unpleasant tasks normally assigned to the male, in which case we'll just stick with the status quo. Damn if that ain't the truth.
Funny.