It's got armholes in the head. Any sound engineer will tell you- head armholes kill soundproofing.

You know, that pillow thingy - it occurred to me that, back in the day, Big John Holmes could have used that as a scrotum warmer (already equipped with ventilation holes) to keep him warmed up between action shots.

(My above post just confirms that I have been totally corrupted by sigforum over the past few years - even worse than my youthful years perusing Mad Magazines and Playboy magazines.)

There things are ridiculous but I'm seriously thinking about getting the ostrich pillow for my wife. She sometimes suffers from a hyper sensitivity to noise and light. She has a hard time sleeping if a room isn't totally blacked out.
I'm sure she'll initially be like WTF!? But maybe it'll help.

If nothing else, you can score marital points for giving an imaginitive gift.

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Originally posted by parabellum:
If nothing else, you can score marital points for giving an imaginitive gift.

I'm definitely ordering one. Worst case scenario it'll make a great white elephant gift in the future.

Para, I'm still not convinced you weren't trolling in your oun forum with this one just for entertainment.

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Originally posted by amc:
Para, I'm still not convinced you weren't trolling in your oun forum with this one just for entertainment.

I'm not sure how to respond to that. I don't take these products seriously, entirely. I posted this because it's funny and off the wall. If you remain "unconvinced" well, I don't recall trying to convince anyone.

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Originally posted by parabellum:

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Originally posted by amc:
Para, I'm still not convinced you weren't trolling in your oun forum with this one just for entertainment.

I'm not sure how to respond to that. I don't take these products seriously, entirely. I posted this because it's funny and off the wall. If you remain "unconvinced" well, I don't recall trying to convince anyone.

Sorry Para I meant that in good fun. Your OP was somewhat joking with a bit of serious interest. Which mirrors these ridiculous products perfectly. I can't imagine anyone using these things in public but they might have a practical application.

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Originally posted by amc:

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Originally posted by parabellum:

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Originally posted by amc:
Para, I'm still not convinced you weren't trolling in your oun forum with this one just for entertainment.

I'm not sure how to respond to that. I don't take these products seriously, entirely. I posted this because it's funny and off the wall. If you remain "unconvinced" well, I don't recall trying to convince anyone.

Sorry Para I meant that in good fun. Your OP was somewhat joking with a bit of serious interest. Which mirrors these ridiculous products perfectly. I can't imagine anyone using these things in public but they might have a practical application.

Oh, I could see some pajama boy snowflakes using that in the office.