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Hey JALLEN - New Hire Engineer

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December 26, 2017, 10:12 AM
nhtagmember
Hey JALLEN - New Hire Engineer
just hired an engineer from Texas A&M

starts next week - lives in Houston...

what should I NOT say to her Big Grin



[B] Against ALL enemies, foreign and DOMESTIC


December 26, 2017, 10:15 AM
tatortodd
JALLEN's Aggie animal husbandry joke. I used it once and it caused 100% slack jaws.



Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity

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December 26, 2017, 12:15 PM
JALLEN
Did ya hear the one about the Aggie who.....?

There aren’t many Aggies old enough to remember Animal Husbandry.

Now that the SWC has passed, the old rivalry is abating. My old classmate, the gal whose dad was one of the biggest Aggies ever, even hugs me now.

Just keep in mind, though, when God created Aggies, He was just joking.




Luckily, I have enough willpower to control the driving ambition that rages within me.

When you had the votes, we did things your way. Now, we have the votes and you will be doing things our way. This lesson in political reality from Lyndon B. Johnson

"Some things are apparent. Where government moves in, community retreats, civil society disintegrates and our ability to control our own destiny atrophies. The result is: families under siege; war in the streets; unapologetic expropriation of property; the precipitous decline of the rule of law; the rapid rise of corruption; the loss of civility and the triumph of deceit. The result is a debased, debauched culture which finds moral depravity entertaining and virtue contemptible." - Justice Janice Rogers Brown
December 26, 2017, 12:43 PM
Redleg06
Q: How many Aggie jokes are there?

A: One...all the rest are true stories.


"Cedat Fortuna Peritis"
December 26, 2017, 04:08 PM
nhtagmember
thanks all

I will be heading to Houston shortly to start her orientation and training program where its moderately warm rather than fly her to New Hampshire and have her freeze solid



[B] Against ALL enemies, foreign and DOMESTIC


December 26, 2017, 05:12 PM
Tailhook 84
quote:
Originally posted by nhtagmember:
thanks all

I will be heading to Houston shortly to start her orientation and training program where its moderately warm with cold beer and great BBQ rather than fly her to New Hampshire and have her freeze solid

Fixed it for 'ya. You're not fooling us as to your true motivations!

Gig 'Em!




"The Truth, when first uttered, is always considered heresy."
December 26, 2017, 05:20 PM
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They do take some tough courses like:
Tractor Backing 104
Barn Painting 203


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December 26, 2017, 05:49 PM
OKCGene
One great thing about Texas A&M is that they've never ever had to cancel their Christmas pageant for lack of 3 wise men and a virgin. Big Grin