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Political Cynic |
just hired an engineer from Texas A&M starts next week - lives in Houston... what should I NOT say to her  [B] Against ALL enemies, foreign and DOMESTIC | ||
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Drill Here, Drill Now |
JALLEN's Aggie animal husbandry joke. I used it once and it caused 100% slack jaws. Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer. | |||
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| I believe in the principle of Due Process  |
Did ya hear the one about the Aggie who.....? There aren’t many Aggies old enough to remember Animal Husbandry. Now that the SWC has passed, the old rivalry is abating. My old classmate, the gal whose dad was one of the biggest Aggies ever, even hugs me now. Just keep in mind, though, when God created Aggies, He was just joking. Luckily, I have enough willpower to control the driving ambition that rages within me. When you had the votes, we did things your way. Now, we have the votes and you will be doing things our way. This lesson in political reality from Lyndon B. Johnson "Some things are apparent. Where government moves in, community retreats, civil society disintegrates and our ability to control our own destiny atrophies. The result is: families under siege; war in the streets; unapologetic expropriation of property; the precipitous decline of the rule of law; the rapid rise of corruption; the loss of civility and the triumph of deceit. The result is a debased, debauched culture which finds moral depravity entertaining and virtue contemptible." - Justice Janice Rogers Brown | |||
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Q: How many Aggie jokes are there? A: One...all the rest are true stories. "Cedat Fortuna Peritis" | |||
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| Political Cynic |
thanks all I will be heading to Houston shortly to start her orientation and training program where its moderately warm rather than fly her to New Hampshire and have her freeze solid [B] Against ALL enemies, foreign and DOMESTIC | |||
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Character, above all else |
Fixed it for 'ya. You're not fooling us as to your true motivations! Gig 'Em! "The Truth, when first uttered, is always considered heresy." | |||
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Only the strong survive |
They do take some tough courses like: Tractor Backing 104 Barn Painting 203 41 | |||
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| Dances With Tornados |
One great thing about Texas A&M is that they've never ever had to cancel their Christmas pageant for lack of 3 wise men and a virgin. | |||
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