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So let it be written,
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No, not like
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Run while screaming like a girl



 
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I suspect someone is missing a cow!
 
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Step by step walk the thousand mile road
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Why did the Alligator cross the road?!?


To get to the chicken on the other side.





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I watched a guy run across an alligator on US-17 down here. His vehicle was launched into the median where it hit several sign posts, shearing them off at the bases and totaling the vehicle. The alligator was only about 7’ judging by the half that was still on the road.

The one in the video looks like a nice pair of boots to me.
 
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E tan e epi tas
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Run while screaming like a girl


This. so much this!!! I’d run my ass all the way to Dr. Hammond and let him know one of his park’s “exhibits” got out.


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“What would you do if you ran across it?”

You mean after I cleaned the crap out of my pants?


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Time to unleash the fury...




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Why did the Alligator cross the road?!?


To get to the chicken on the other side.


Not seeing any chickens, i guess this big fella was successful
 
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I would hate to be in an elevator with the guy doing the filming. There would be no room with his balls in there too.




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My first thought was, “Holy Shit”!



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Mmmmmm.... Swomp shikkin'!!!




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I would get out my phone and get some video.

I would not follow through the grass to the water.


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Incredible creature! Given it's massive size it creates barely a ripple when it enters the water. Remarkable!


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is circumspective
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He sure isn't missing any meals! Eek



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I’d run my ass all the way to Dr. Hammond and let him know one of his park’s “exhibits” got out.


That was the first thing I thought.
But he does seem to be smiling, so maybe he’s friendly.
 
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Never smile at a crocodile
No, you can't get friendly with a crocodile
Don't be taken in by his welcome grin
He's imagining how well you'd fit within his skin
Never smile at a crocodile
Never dip your hat and stop to talk awhile
Never run, walk away, say good-night, not good-day
Clear the aisle but never smile at Mister Crocodile


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This looks like “Bubba”.
He’s our neighbor, hangs out at the Circle B Bar Reserve, Polk County, FL.
A former 1,300 acre cattle ranch, now full of wildlife.
Great birdwatching.


Less is more.
 
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Very little
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Camera guy films on his knees, makes it look taller and bigger than it is, still a big sucker.

Here's the wrangler working on an 11 footer that wandered into the neighborhood 3 years ago, mating season, just walking down the street. BTW he's half the width of that drive with the tail curled up.


 
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I'd use that flame throwing tank from Dr. No!
 
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