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Why did the Alligator cross the road?!?

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October 22, 2024, 02:33 PM
Dzozer
Why did the Alligator cross the road?!?
https://x.com/CL4WS_OUT/status/1848809156511400059





'veritas non verba magistri'
October 22, 2024, 02:43 PM
BigSwede
Run while screaming like a girl



October 22, 2024, 02:48 PM
architect
I suspect someone is missing a cow!
October 22, 2024, 03:02 PM
Sig2340
quote:
Why did the Alligator cross the road?!?


To get to the chicken on the other side.





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October 22, 2024, 05:55 PM
trapper189
I watched a guy run across an alligator on US-17 down here. His vehicle was launched into the median where it hit several sign posts, shearing them off at the bases and totaling the vehicle. The alligator was only about 7’ judging by the half that was still on the road.

The one in the video looks like a nice pair of boots to me.
October 22, 2024, 08:31 PM
cslinger
quote:
Originally posted by BigSwede:
Run while screaming like a girl


This. so much this!!! I’d run my ass all the way to Dr. Hammond and let him know one of his park’s “exhibits” got out.


Take Care, Shoot Safe,
Chris
October 22, 2024, 08:43 PM
CPD SIG
“What would you do if you ran across it?”

You mean after I cleaned the crap out of my pants?


Sometimes I’m glad I live in Chicago. I only have to worry about being shot, car jacked, stuck up…


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October 22, 2024, 08:46 PM
kkina
Time to unleash the fury...





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October 22, 2024, 08:52 PM
PeteF
quote:
Originally posted by Sig2340:
quote:
Why did the Alligator cross the road?!?


To get to the chicken on the other side.


Not seeing any chickens, i guess this big fella was successful
October 22, 2024, 09:03 PM
Nickelsig229
I would hate to be in an elevator with the guy doing the filming. There would be no room with his balls in there too.




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October 22, 2024, 10:53 PM
Redhookbklyn
My first thought was, “Holy Shit”!



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October 22, 2024, 11:28 PM
sigmonkey
Mmmmmm.... Swomp shikkin'!!!




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October 23, 2024, 12:37 AM
lechiffre
I would get out my phone and get some video.

I would not follow through the grass to the water.


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October 23, 2024, 06:06 AM
lastmanstanding
Incredible creature! Given it's massive size it creates barely a ripple when it enters the water. Remarkable!


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October 23, 2024, 07:34 AM
vinnybass
He sure isn't missing any meals! Eek



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October 23, 2024, 07:45 AM
Muddflap
quote:
Originally posted by cslinger:
I’d run my ass all the way to Dr. Hammond and let him know one of his park’s “exhibits” got out.


That was the first thing I thought.
But he does seem to be smiling, so maybe he’s friendly.
October 23, 2024, 07:57 AM
Redleg06
Never smile at a crocodile
No, you can't get friendly with a crocodile
Don't be taken in by his welcome grin
He's imagining how well you'd fit within his skin
Never smile at a crocodile
Never dip your hat and stop to talk awhile
Never run, walk away, say good-night, not good-day
Clear the aisle but never smile at Mister Crocodile


"Cedat Fortuna Peritis"
October 23, 2024, 10:16 AM
Archie Teuthis
This looks like “Bubba”.
He’s our neighbor, hangs out at the Circle B Bar Reserve, Polk County, FL.
A former 1,300 acre cattle ranch, now full of wildlife.
Great birdwatching.


Less is more.
October 23, 2024, 11:07 AM
HRK
Camera guy films on his knees, makes it look taller and bigger than it is, still a big sucker.

Here's the wrangler working on an 11 footer that wandered into the neighborhood 3 years ago, mating season, just walking down the street. BTW he's half the width of that drive with the tail curled up.



October 23, 2024, 11:27 AM
Fly-Sig
I'd use that flame throwing tank from Dr. No!