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“Hey! You dropped your dolly!”
April 18, 2023, 06:03 PM
mark123“Hey! You dropped your dolly!”
I was driving to a customer’s house and there was a guy in front of me with a trailer full of all kinds of crap. He hit a bump and his appliance dolly dropped off the back of his trailer. It was In the middle of the road so I stopped, beeped the horn and got out of my truck and yelled for him to come back. He drove a little further, looked at me in the mirror. I said “Hey! You dropped your dolly!” and he punched it and took off. I grabbed the dolly and threw it in my truck bed and went after him. He evaded me.
The only thing I can think of is he was uninsured and thought I was accusing him of something. Now what am I going to do with his dolly?
April 18, 2023, 06:25 PM
egregorequote:
Now what am I going to do with his dolly?
I'd say you've got a new dolly. You have no means of finding him to give it back, and he won't be coming back for it. You could put a "found" ad in the paper and give it a week, two at most, but chances are he'll never read it.
April 18, 2023, 06:44 PM
SW_SigWell, Hello Dolly
April 18, 2023, 06:45 PM
bald1quote:
Originally posted by SW_Sig:
Well, Hello Dolly
Spot on and clever!

mark123 got a gift horse that looked him in the eye and bolted sans gift.
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April 18, 2023, 06:51 PM
Mars_AttacksNever look a gift whore in the mouth.
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Eeewwww, don't touch it!
Here, poke at it with this stick.
April 18, 2023, 07:05 PM
smschulzCould have just been scared.
Do you look 'suspicious '?

April 18, 2023, 07:11 PM
dsietsquote:
Originally posted by Mars_Attacks:
Never look a gift whore in the mouth.
A free dolly? Wild whores couldn't drag it away from me.
April 18, 2023, 07:13 PM
mark123quote:
Originally posted by Mars_Attacks:
Never look a gift whore in the mouth.
Waitamint!

April 18, 2023, 07:15 PM
mark123quote:
Originally posted by smschulz:
Could have just been scared.
Do you look 'suspicious '?
I’m intimidating. No, wait, just ugly.
April 18, 2023, 07:21 PM
bald1quote:
Originally posted by mark123:
quote:
Originally posted by Mars_Attacks:
Never look a gift whore in the mouth.
Waitamint!
Me thinks he's confused or preoccupied with inflatable dollys.

quote:
Originally posted by mark123:
quote:
Originally posted by smschulz:
Could have just been scared.
Do you look 'suspicious '?
I’m intimidating. No, wait, just ugly.
Either way it gets the job done!

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April 18, 2023, 07:48 PM
SW_SigHe and his Dolly were Parton.
April 18, 2023, 07:49 PM
mark123quote:
Originally posted by SW_Sig:
He and his Dolly were Parton.
Haha! Excellent!!

April 18, 2023, 08:06 PM
bald1quote:
Originally posted by mark123:
quote:
Originally posted by SW_Sig:
He and his Dolly were Parton.
Haha! Excellent!!
The man (SW_Sig) is on a roll!
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April 18, 2023, 08:06 PM
NismoKarma it off. I can use a new dolly to move cabinets around.
April 18, 2023, 08:34 PM
old dino... or you could donate it to a group who could use a dolly such as a non-profit who supplies beds and furniture to the needy.
April 18, 2023, 09:17 PM
KskeltonWait, You found my dolly? I thought you were trying to mug me

April 18, 2023, 09:27 PM
Sig2340quote:
Originally posted by SW_Sig:
Well, Hello Dolly
Put a camelid on it and you've got Hello Dolly Llama.
Now that would be good karma to karma.
Nice is overrated
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Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018
April 18, 2023, 09:39 PM
old rugged crossProbably a thieve. Using it to cart off stuff. Might want to talk with a sheriff deputy.
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April 19, 2023, 05:35 AM
jcsabolt2quote:
Originally posted by old rugged cross:
Probably a thieve. Using it to cart off stuff. Might want to talk with a sheriff deputy.
Might be true! Our minister saw some guys having trouble with their ATVs in our church parking lot and asked if they needed any help. Turns out, they were loading up the ATVs they had stolen down the street from a big motorcycle shop. Police had a good laugh over that one.
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April 19, 2023, 06:46 AM
Blume9mmthat's what I thought... probably a thief with a load of stuff from someones home... might be good to at least report it... would be good if you had a dash camera.
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