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W07VH5
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I was driving to a customer’s house and there was a guy in front of me with a trailer full of all kinds of crap. He hit a bump and his appliance dolly dropped off the back of his trailer. It was In the middle of the road so I stopped, beeped the horn and got out of my truck and yelled for him to come back. He drove a little further, looked at me in the mirror. I said “Hey! You dropped your dolly!” and he punched it and took off. I grabbed the dolly and threw it in my truck bed and went after him. He evaded me.

The only thing I can think of is he was uninsured and thought I was accusing him of something. Now what am I going to do with his dolly?
 
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Now what am I going to do with his dolly?

I'd say you've got a new dolly. You have no means of finding him to give it back, and he won't be coming back for it. You could put a "found" ad in the paper and give it a week, two at most, but chances are he'll never read it.
 
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Well, Hello Dolly
 
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Originally posted by SW_Sig:
Well, Hello Dolly


Spot on and clever! Big Grin


mark123 got a gift horse that looked him in the eye and bolted sans gift.



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Never look a gift whore in the mouth.


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Could have just been scared.
Do you look 'suspicious '? Smile
 
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Never look a gift whore in the mouth.

A free dolly? Wild whores couldn't drag it away from me.
 
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Never look a gift whore in the mouth.
Waitamint! Big Grin
 
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Could have just been scared.
Do you look 'suspicious '? Smile
I’m intimidating. No, wait, just ugly.
 
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Originally posted by Mars_Attacks:
Never look a gift whore in the mouth.
Waitamint! Big Grin


Me thinks he's confused or preoccupied with inflatable dollys. Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin


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Originally posted by smschulz:
Could have just been scared.
Do you look 'suspicious '? Smile
I’m intimidating. No, wait, just ugly.


Either way it gets the job done! Big Grin



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He and his Dolly were Parton.
 
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He and his Dolly were Parton.
Haha! Excellent!! Big Grin
 
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He and his Dolly were Parton.
Haha! Excellent!! Big Grin


The man (SW_Sig) is on a roll!



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Karma it off. I can use a new dolly to move cabinets around.
 
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... or you could donate it to a group who could use a dolly such as a non-profit who supplies beds and furniture to the needy.
 
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Wait, You found my dolly? I thought you were trying to mug me Razz
 
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Well, Hello Dolly


Put a camelid on it and you've got Hello Dolly Llama.


Now that would be good karma to karma.





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Probably a thieve. Using it to cart off stuff. Might want to talk with a sheriff deputy.



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Probably a thieve. Using it to cart off stuff. Might want to talk with a sheriff deputy.


Might be true! Our minister saw some guys having trouble with their ATVs in our church parking lot and asked if they needed any help. Turns out, they were loading up the ATVs they had stolen down the street from a big motorcycle shop. Police had a good laugh over that one.


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that's what I thought... probably a thief with a load of stuff from someones home... might be good to at least report it... would be good if you had a dash camera.


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