August 10, 2017, 07:45 AM
KrazeehorseThursday funny
An Irishman's first drink with his son
While reading an article last night about fathers and sons, memories came flooding back to the time I took me son out for his first pint. Off we went to our local pub only two blocks from the cottage.
I got him a Guinness. He didn't like it, so I drank it.
Then I got him a Kilkenny's, he didn't like that either, so I drank it. Finally, I thought he might like some Harp Lager? He didn't. I drank it.
I thought maybe he'd like whisky better than beer so we tried a Jameson's; nope!
In desperation, I had him try that rare Redbreast, Ireland's finest whisky. He wouldn't even smell it.
What could I do but drink it!
By the time I realized he just didn't like to drink, I was so ****-faced I could hardly push his stroller back home!!!
August 10, 2017, 08:09 AM
architectMaybe he'll do better tomorrow!
August 10, 2017, 08:32 AM
RictaferHahahaha thats a good one! I have a 3 year old and a new born. it might be time for their first drink

August 10, 2017, 10:15 AM
SigfestThat's funny!!
August 10, 2017, 11:13 AM
OrgussI had my first and last drink at age 4. My Dad made a Bloody Mary and left it on the kitchen table, then got distracted by something. Thinking it was tomato juice, I slammed it down. When my Dad returned to the kitchen, he was confused by the empty glass. It was at that point that I came stumbling back into the room. I bounced face first off a wall and then threw up. That's when my Dad put two and two together.
August 10, 2017, 12:07 PM
Krazeehorsequote:
Originally posted by Orguss:
I had my first and last drink at age 4. My Dad made a Bloody Mary and left it on the kitchen table, then got distracted by something. Thinking it was tomato juice, I slammed it down. When my Dad returned to the kitchen, he was confused by the empty glass. It was at that point that I came stumbling back into the room. I bounced face first off a wall and then threw up. That's when my Dad put two and two together.
You'd been better off in a stroller.
