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August 10, 2017, 07:45 AM
Krazeehorse
Thursday funny
An Irishman's first drink with his son

While reading an article last night about fathers and sons, memories came flooding back to the time I took me son out for his first pint. Off we went to our local pub only two blocks from the cottage.

I got him a Guinness. He didn't like it, so I drank it.

Then I got him a Kilkenny's, he didn't like that either, so I drank it. Finally, I thought he might like some Harp Lager? He didn't. I drank it.

I thought maybe he'd like whisky better than beer so we tried a Jameson's; nope!

In desperation, I had him try that rare Redbreast, Ireland's finest whisky. He wouldn't even smell it.

What could I do but drink it!

By the time I realized he just didn't like to drink, I was so ****-faced I could hardly push his stroller back home!!!


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August 10, 2017, 08:09 AM
architect
Maybe he'll do better tomorrow!
August 10, 2017, 08:32 AM
Rictafer
Hahahaha thats a good one! I have a 3 year old and a new born. it might be time for their first drink Wink
August 10, 2017, 10:15 AM
Sigfest
That's funny!!
August 10, 2017, 11:13 AM
Orguss
I had my first and last drink at age 4. My Dad made a Bloody Mary and left it on the kitchen table, then got distracted by something. Thinking it was tomato juice, I slammed it down. When my Dad returned to the kitchen, he was confused by the empty glass. It was at that point that I came stumbling back into the room. I bounced face first off a wall and then threw up. That's when my Dad put two and two together.



"I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes"
August 10, 2017, 12:07 PM
Krazeehorse
quote:
Originally posted by Orguss:
I had my first and last drink at age 4. My Dad made a Bloody Mary and left it on the kitchen table, then got distracted by something. Thinking it was tomato juice, I slammed it down. When my Dad returned to the kitchen, he was confused by the empty glass. It was at that point that I came stumbling back into the room. I bounced face first off a wall and then threw up. That's when my Dad put two and two together.

You'd been better off in a stroller. Big Grin


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