An Irishman's first drink with his son

While reading an article last night about fathers and sons, memories came flooding back to the time I took me son out for his first pint. Off we went to our local pub only two blocks from the cottage.

I got him a Guinness. He didn't like it, so I drank it.

Then I got him a Kilkenny's, he didn't like that either, so I drank it. Finally, I thought he might like some Harp Lager? He didn't. I drank it.

I thought maybe he'd like whisky better than beer so we tried a Jameson's; nope!

In desperation, I had him try that rare Redbreast, Ireland's finest whisky. He wouldn't even smell it.

What could I do but drink it!

By the time I realized he just didn't like to drink, I was so ****-faced I could hardly push his stroller back home!!!

Maybe he'll do better tomorrow!

Hahahaha thats a good one! I have a 3 year old and a new born. it might be time for their first drink

That's funny!!

I had my first and last drink at age 4. My Dad made a Bloody Mary and left it on the kitchen table, then got distracted by something. Thinking it was tomato juice, I slammed it down. When my Dad returned to the kitchen, he was confused by the empty glass. It was at that point that I came stumbling back into the room. I bounced face first off a wall and then threw up. That's when my Dad put two and two together.

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Originally posted by Orguss:
I had my first and last drink at age 4. My Dad made a Bloody Mary and left it on the kitchen table, then got distracted by something. Thinking it was tomato juice, I slammed it down. When my Dad returned to the kitchen, he was confused by the empty glass. It was at that point that I came stumbling back into the room. I bounced face first off a wall and then threw up. That's when my Dad put two and two together.

You'd been better off in a stroller.