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I'm at the park watching my kids play and notice another kid digging in the sand. He threw a huge handfull of sand into the sky and rained sand on himself. After crying about getting sand in his eyes and having his mother wash the sand out of his eyes the water fountain what do you think was the first thing he did?


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anything to get mommys adoration,
 
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That's kids for you. Or they do something right in front of you and then claim I didn't do it.




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Children, however, understand parents. Wink



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Children, however, understand parents. Wink


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That boy is going places. Not college, maybe clown or barber college, but jail and being janitor at a porno theater are more likely.


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He's using the Scientific method.
Gathering data, repeating experiments to verify observations.

He'll soon have enough to do statistical analysis appropriate to his experimental design, and prove the significance of his conclusions.


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Originally posted by stickman428:
I'm at the park watching my kids play and notice another kid digging in the sand. He threw a huge handfull of sand into the sky and rained sand on himself. After crying about getting sand in his eyes and having his mother wash the sand out of his eyes the water fountain what do you think was the first thing he did?


Tomorrow's liberal f-tard, unable to relate cause and effect.

no. you were an idiot when you were a child, too. and so was I. It's called figuring out the world.



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No. I can promise you I didn't have to try that twice.
 
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The only problem here is likely mommy washing it out. Your old enough to throw sand, your old enough to wash it out "own-selfie" as my 3 years old son would say.


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sounds like a kid being a kid to me




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I'm at the park watching my kids play and notice another kid digging in the sand. He threw a huge handfull of sand into the sky and rained sand on himself. After crying about getting sand in his eyes and having his mother wash the sand out of his eyes the water fountain what do you think was the first thing he did?


Tomorrow's liberal f-tard, unable to relate cause and effect.

no. you were an idiot when you were a child, too. and so was I. It's called figuring out the world.


Yeah, but it is much more entertaining and clever to drag politics into every thread.




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Sure, depending on the age I can see it raising an eyebrow, but calling a child a future liberal f-tard just makes you sound equally special.
 
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My son never did anything like that. If he had, I'd have helped him out the first time, but if he was stupid enough to do it again, I would have let him suffer the consequences. Experience is the best teacher of all.



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Ok. I apologize for my earlier comment.
 
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sounds like a kid being a kid to me


+1. Most of them figure it out but some make it to adulthood with little change in behavior.


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Yeah, kids. They do stupid shit. Sometimes repeatedly.

Some folks here forget the long walk they made from kid to 'turning themselves in for jay-walking, spitting on the sidewalk, never sped, EVER, good citizens'.
 
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In many ways - adults aren't any different.

And we are supposed to know better.

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Was the mom hot? Maybe you could learn something from the kid.
 
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They're like little drunken people.


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