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I don't understand children

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April 27, 2017, 02:44 PM
stickman428
I don't understand children
I'm at the park watching my kids play and notice another kid digging in the sand. He threw a huge handfull of sand into the sky and rained sand on himself. After crying about getting sand in his eyes and having his mother wash the sand out of his eyes the water fountain what do you think was the first thing he did?


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April 27, 2017, 02:44 PM
HRK
anything to get mommys adoration,
April 27, 2017, 02:47 PM
Lord Vaalic
That's kids for you. Or they do something right in front of you and then claim I didn't do it.



Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day
April 27, 2017, 02:55 PM
striker1
Children, however, understand parents. Wink


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April 27, 2017, 03:05 PM
45 Cal
quote:
Originally posted by striker1:
Children, however, understand parents. Wink


Nails it!!!!!!!!!!
April 27, 2017, 03:13 PM
Edmond
That boy is going places. Not college, maybe clown or barber college, but jail and being janitor at a porno theater are more likely.


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April 27, 2017, 03:21 PM
RichardC
He's using the Scientific method.
Gathering data, repeating experiments to verify observations.

He'll soon have enough to do statistical analysis appropriate to his experimental design, and prove the significance of his conclusions.
April 27, 2017, 03:23 PM
YellowJacket
quote:
Originally posted by arfmel:
quote:
Originally posted by stickman428:
I'm at the park watching my kids play and notice another kid digging in the sand. He threw a huge handfull of sand into the sky and rained sand on himself. After crying about getting sand in his eyes and having his mother wash the sand out of his eyes the water fountain what do you think was the first thing he did?


Tomorrow's liberal f-tard, unable to relate cause and effect.

no. you were an idiot when you were a child, too. and so was I. It's called figuring out the world.


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April 27, 2017, 03:33 PM
arfmel
No. I can promise you I didn't have to try that twice.
April 27, 2017, 03:41 PM
Timdogg6
The only problem here is likely mommy washing it out. Your old enough to throw sand, your old enough to wash it out "own-selfie" as my 3 years old son would say.


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April 27, 2017, 03:47 PM
Rightwire
sounds like a kid being a kid to me



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April 27, 2017, 03:50 PM
jhe888
quote:
Originally posted by YellowJacket:
quote:
Originally posted by arfmel:
quote:
Originally posted by stickman428:
I'm at the park watching my kids play and notice another kid digging in the sand. He threw a huge handfull of sand into the sky and rained sand on himself. After crying about getting sand in his eyes and having his mother wash the sand out of his eyes the water fountain what do you think was the first thing he did?


Tomorrow's liberal f-tard, unable to relate cause and effect.

no. you were an idiot when you were a child, too. and so was I. It's called figuring out the world.


Yeah, but it is much more entertaining and clever to drag politics into every thread.



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April 27, 2017, 03:55 PM
modestglock26
Sure, depending on the age I can see it raising an eyebrow, but calling a child a future liberal f-tard just makes you sound equally special.
April 27, 2017, 03:56 PM
synthplayer
My son never did anything like that. If he had, I'd have helped him out the first time, but if he was stupid enough to do it again, I would have let him suffer the consequences. Experience is the best teacher of all.


I found what you said riveting.
April 27, 2017, 04:01 PM
arfmel
Ok. I apologize for my earlier comment.
April 27, 2017, 04:04 PM
Krazeehorse
quote:
Originally posted by Rightwire:
sounds like a kid being a kid to me


+1. Most of them figure it out but some make it to adulthood with little change in behavior.


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April 27, 2017, 04:11 PM
RHINOWSO
Yeah, kids. They do stupid shit. Sometimes repeatedly.

Some folks here forget the long walk they made from kid to 'turning themselves in for jay-walking, spitting on the sidewalk, never sped, EVER, good citizens'.
April 27, 2017, 04:19 PM
Sig209
In many ways - adults aren't any different.

And we are supposed to know better.

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April 27, 2017, 04:31 PM
trapper189
Was the mom hot? Maybe you could learn something from the kid.
April 27, 2017, 06:07 PM
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They're like little drunken people.


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